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Some poor person has lost their dog, and by all means, I don’t mean to mock that (last time I did that, it turned out I was targeting the missing pooch of Alessandra Ambrosio). However, I must call attention to this “Lost” sign. I don’t think I have ever — outside of a cartoon — seen such a shifty-eyed dog. Seriously, all that’s missing is a thin mustache, a top hat, and a monocle. Or is he more of an Old West outlaw? You know, the kind that shows up on faded, yellow Wanted posters for killing Deputy Angus over by Dead Man’s Bluff. Okay, I’m talking nonsense now. All I do know is that this dog is up to no good, and if I didn’t know better, I’d say he wasn’t “missing” but rather on the run, riding the rails up to Montana where he’ll start a new life as barkeep or the manager of a general store.

This owner should clearly be counting his or her blessings because I’m fairly certain Satan himself has possessed that little guy.

(Of course it could just be a terrible photo, and the dog is really an angel, and some poor person is totally distraught over the loss of his or her faithful friend. Either/or)

A closer pic of the dog after the jump… (trust me, it’s worth it)

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Oh, and if you’ve seen the dog — DESCRIPTION: small, chirpy, possibly aiming a gun at your head — be sure to call the number on the poster!

13 replies on “Have You Ever Seen A More Shifty-Eyed Dog?”

  1. I wouldn’t really call it “shifty.” It’s more like “ready to cut a bitch.”

  2. I suspect the little guy has withdrawn to his secret lair to focus his attentions on achieving world domination. And something about sharks with laser beams.

    1. Mwah-mwah-mwah…. you can find me for one MILLION dollahs! Totally…

  3. I say the poster is a sham cover-up and this dog was “taken for a ride”.

    hb

  6. I really want to be all self-righteous and yell at you about picking on that poor dog, but damn it that picture and your post is the best laugh I’ve had all day!

  7. Seriously, all that’s missing is a thin mustache, a top hat, and a monocle. – HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  8. My son makes that same face at me when I get out the camera. I don’t think it’s shifty as much it is: “oh, god, put that camera away woman!!” Or in this case, man.

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