Why did I have to miss it? Why? It could have been so glorious!!!
I get distracted for like two minutes, and you know what happens? I miss my odometer reaching 10,000!!! I’d been waiting all week for this momentous occasion, and just as I feared, the damn thing turned while I was probably singing along to some dumb song. What’s even worse is that I not only missed out on lucky number 10,000, but I also didn’t even get to see the consolation prize: 10,001. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO SYMMETRICAL!!!!
Oh well. It wasn’t a total loss though…
While I was stopped at the light, I looked to my right and saw this guy having a very heated conversation with a telephone pole. It wasn’t as cool as the odometer, but it would have to do:
