The Real Housewives of Orange County is back tonight, and hopefully this episode will make up for last week’s somewhat dull offering. It certainly seems promising, what with Alexis bearing her claws (fun fact: her claws have fake boobs too) at some random lady for allegedly getting too close to husband Jim (who we all know is a huge chick magnet, what with his movie star looks). Cat fights are always wonderful, especially when they’re initiated by church-going, bible-toting citizens of God. Let’s face it: if there’s anyone who was known for catty contretemps, it was Jesus himself. He was all “You bettah slow yo’ roll, Judas!” and “Virgin Mary, puhhlease!!!”
Okay, maybe not. But the point is that Alexis gets into it with another fellow tupperware party guest, and things don’t look like they’ll end politely. Thankfully, Jim is ever the gentleman and pulls his wife away, sure to mitigate any conflict. And by that, I mean he just stands there, perhaps relishing this moment. Certainly I hope you don’t think I’m suggesting the guy’s a shmuck. I mean, just because he gnaws on a toothpick like some long-forgotten background player in Grease doesn’t mean he’s lacking in the class department. Clearly the man is a gentleman. Just check out his mature (read: sulky) reactions to the tupperware party.
To see all of these shenanigans (including an overbearing drag queen named Kay Sedilla), check out the video above. And as a bonus, after the jump is an extra clip of Lynne and the “youth-ologist” (not to be confused with “joy-ologist”).
Wow, Jim is really an ass…and what was that about [somebody paying him] “$3,000 to be here”?
And that child of Lynne and Frank–Alexa?–I’m thinkin’ Gretch was more than appropriate in pulling chica aside last week–kid’s into and up to sumpin’.
Lynn is CLUEless! The reason she got up in Gretchen’s face about Alexa is because her and Frank have no idea how to discipline/control her. Gretchen’s talk with Alexa hit close to home because now Lynn realizes (hopefully) that other people are seeing it too.
Lynn is the queen of denial, and Jim is a dick.
That poor girl is begging for attention and discipline and the numbnuts parents are too damn stupid to see it. She practically comes out and says it.
I love how much air time Lynne’s dachshund gets. She has the best personality, beauty, and morals of any of those bitches.
All joking aside, Lynn and Frank really seem high. So does Alexa. Most parents would be either frantic or super-pissed to the degree of wanting to make a point. YES, Frank – you SHOULD go to the restaurant and drag her ass home. WHY? Because she disobeyed you, and now you’re spending the evening wondering what the hell she’s up to; and she’s making you look like jackasses on national television – embarrassing her in front of her friends is the only way she will relate to that.
Turning 18? Being legally of age does not mean you’re an adult. That kid is like bait for serial killers – she is clueless.
Alexis is bat-shit crazy, old Jimmy Boy has his hands full. He looks like Randy Quaid in “Vacation”.
Ooooh snap–now I’ve finally ssen the epi, and it confirms all my instincts on that child–she is in trouble, and it sources, of course, directly from her parentals who are absolutely clueless. Crossover with Celebrity Rehab down the road? And for how many of this family?
KCarpenter…I was thinking the exact same thing about Jim and howhe looks, talks, and acts just like Randy Quaid. So funny.
I do not like Jim. He is gross. His wife is waaaaaaaay too good looking for him. I think there is some amount of brainwashing going on. Alexa seems like she has been brainwashed by Jim.
Alexis is so strange. Why anyone would fight over Jim is beyond me. He’s no prize. Then again, neither is she. She has a hot body, but a dog face.
And Lynne and Frank baffle me. They must both have potent valium prescriptions, or maybe they just have a morphine drip running 24/7. I would have been dead meat for talking to my parents that way, or treating them like that.
Irish parents get shit done.
Well, it’s no wonder cry-baby Lynne is having such a *slightly difficult* time looking into her *mirror” (Alexa): Lynne’s husband/father of her children can’t help her anymore: he now walks around in a medicated stupor (as compared to last year). (Sorry, you lost your job/house, baby – no disrespect — I’m just sayin.’) Therefore, of course, Lynne is on her own; so, of course, she’s bewildered/desperate. (My advice for Lynne is to STOP your husband’s meds (NOW) and KICK HIS *SS out of the house to get a job(!) so he can pay the rent without lying!; STOP allowing your illerate daughters access to your closet, NOW!; and STAND UP TO ADDRESS THIS CR*P! (Though she won’t — still gotta pay for that face lift, I guess (sigh). (Hey, maybe BRAVO paid for it (???).
Gretchen, well, she RULES because she’s a SURVIVOR! (Take a few notes here, Lynne; Gretchen may be able to help you: apparently, she’s known as the ‘Madonna of Real Estate’ in OC.)
Well, it’s no wonder cry-baby Lynne is having such a *slightly difficult* time looking into her *mirror” (Alexa): Lynne’s husband/father of her children can’t help her anymore: he now walks around in a medicated stupor (as compared to last year). (Sorry, you lost your job/house, baby – no disrespect — I’m just sayin.’) Therefore, of course, Lynne is on her own; so, of course, she’s bewildered/desperate. (My advice for Lynne is to STOP your husband’s meds (NOW) and KICK HIS *SS out of the house to get a job(!) so he can pay the rent without lying!; STOP allowing your illiterate daughters access to your closet, NOW!; and STAND UP TO ADDRESS THIS CR*P! (Though she won’t — still gotta pay for that face lift, I guess (sigh). (Hey, maybe BRAVO paid for it (???).
Gretchen, well, she RULES because she’s a SURVIVOR! (Take a few notes here, Lynne; Gretchen may be able to help you: apparently, she’s known as the ‘Madonna of Real Estate’ in OC.)