And Now A Scene From Rachel Zoe Theatre

Tragically, tonight marks the season finale of The Rachel Zoe Project — a show that some believe rivals Mad Men in terms of quality and thoughtfulness. I must say that I sort of fell in love with this series this year, but not because it’s really any good. I just think it’s the richest source of comic material since perhaps season two of The Hills.
Nevertheless, imitating Rachel’s intonations and phrases has become a small hobby of my friends and I, and the other night, jash and I engaged in such mockery on IM. Now, I really don’t like when bloggers post their IM conversations because they are invariably never as entertaining to readers as they are to the writer, but I’m hoping this may be an exception to the rule. After the jump, check out our Rachel Zoe conversation. The copy and paste omitted our IM names, but oddly enough, it actually works better if read as one long stream of Rachel Zoe consciousness.

like LITERALLY, i was stopped in front of rachel zoe’s apartment today at a light
LITERALLY
omg
tay
tay
TAY
like theres a light
what is it
where is it
where am i going?
why is it red?
red is so the color for spring
i just want to grab that traffic light, put on some heels, and wear it out.
omg, where am i going with the traffic light?
why is it green now?

literally, the dress changed colors
omg
this is a traffsaster
tay.
like AT that light i was like whoa. this light like has THE colours for spring all bunched up. in like a yellow box. un. believe. abal.
tay.
literally – it blew my mind
a light. that changes colors.
only john galliano can pull that off.
literally
amazing
brad?
brad.
do you realize what you just saw?
you just saw a light change from green to yellow to red.
Brad: ohmygod. i know.

rz: literally, changed colors.
omg. brad. it was your first traffic light.
how do you feel?
brad: uh-may-zing
brad: omg rachel its a disaster
this light like changed colors
omg – there are so many colors rachel
i dont think annie can wear yellow
like it was green when i got it
RZ: BRAD do you think you can make it work?
br: well, i can TRY
rz: I can’t tell if it’s better to look at the traffic light with my eyes open or closed.

roger
wait
roge?
is this ghost traffic?
do you see yellow? or is that me?
wait. it’s red.
am i having a stroke?
am i dead?
is this a ghost chariot taking me to heaven?
why are we stopping?
is this a ghost intersection?
where is the ghost crossing sign?
omg. it’s been stolen
literally
ghost vandals.
omg.
AAAAND scene. Thank you. Thank you all so much.