Well, I’ve just finished watching another episode of The Rachel Zoe Project, and I’ve yet to actually find anything compelling about the show. Sure, this week there was insight into how Rachel deals with the media and issues with her gaunt frame, but overall, there’s simply not a lot of fascinating stuff on screen. The only thing that keeps me tuned in is the ridiculous banter that streams from everyone’s mouths. I guess that counts as compelling. Either way, while I still find the series to be amazingly shallow, it’s just too photocap-worthy to be ignored.
Pics after the jump…
“I can’t believe the lies these tabloids spew. This is a disaster.”
“Who would SAY that?”
“I don’t know. It’s a disaster.”
“It’s a total disaster.”
“It’s a tabloid disaster. A tabloisaster.”
“A tablaster.”
“No, tabsaster.”
“How about tasaster? Or t’saster.”
“Ugh, now you’re being a Bradsaster.”
“I wish you would BOTH just SHUT UP. I hate this job and my life and kittens and flowers!!!!”
“Hahahaha, Brad suggested I eat at least ONCE a day. Hahahaha.”
“Oh that’s CUTE.”
“Is it?”
“Yeah, super cute.”
“I feel like it’s not.”
“No, it is.”
“Unclear.”
“You don’t like it?”
“I think it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. In. My. Life.”
“But it’s CUTE!”
“Brad, you’re being Bradnoying.”
“No, I’m not.”
“You’re so Bradnoying right now that if you were a bug, you’d be a Bradsquito.”
“EW!”
“Okay, maybe just a Bradapillar.”
“A fuzzy one?”
“Def.”
“Oh, I like those! Those are CUTE!”
“This is my look for summer. Sorceress chic.”
“I think what Rachel is wearing is so cute.”
“SO cute!”
“Like, the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“No, the cutest thing I’VE ever seen!”
“It’s so cute, I just want to wrap it up in cloth, put it in a box, and mail it to someone for Christmas, and then when they open it, they’ll be like ‘Oh look, I got CUTE for Christmas!'”
“It’s so cute, I want to magically send it to Garfield’s universe and find Nermal the kitten and say ‘You’re not the cutest ever. THIS is the cutest ever.'”
“You know who’s not cute?”
“WHO?”
“Taylor.”
“You mean BAILER?”
“That’s such a funny nickname.”
“Thanks. I thought of it because she always bails.”
“EW! She does!”
“Why does she do that?”
“I don’t know.”
“I love Taylor.”
“Me too.”
how do you survive watching this B? on the daily? My heart goes out to you.
I went BAH nanas for your Talor pic. She hates everyone. Why does she stay at that job?
I must say, I die for this show. I heart Brad, Tay and Rach… oh and the hair/makeup guy too. I suppose it shows how very shallow I am. =] I can’t help it though, I love love love the clothes and the way they talk is hilar.
I wish Rachel had some type of personality. I really have no idea how this show made it to season 2.
:sigh:
Damn Andy Cohen again! these vapid people just got a platform to bitch about their jobs! riveting! they all need to be dropped off in a refugee camp for a few weeks and learn the real meaning of disaster.
Someone should tell Rachel that no matter how skinny and well dressed she is she can’t fix those awful lines around her mouth. She ends up looking a bit like an emaciated drag queen/cadaver. And the fact that she is always dead-pan (even when she’s purportedly happy about something) makes her seem even more cadaver-esque.