After hearing Nicki Minaj’s ubiquitous hit Starships for about the umpteenth time today, I couldn’t help but get the phrase “Starships were meant to fly” in my head for the latter part of my afternoon. It made me think: starships might be meant to fly, but is that all they can do?
After the jump, ten other things that starships are meant to do.
Starships were meant…
To cry
To dry
To sigh
To pry
To comply
To imply
To serve chai
To deny
To Spotify
To enjoy tea with Jasmine Guy
Did I really just post this?
What? No fry? Or bake pies?
Starships just weren’t meant to do that.
I enjoyed this post, but the random Millenium Falcon really threw me off, I was expecting all different generations of the Enterprise NCC-1701. You know Star Wars and Star Trek are different universes, right?
Different universes, yes. But Darth Vader was a Vulcan, yes?
OMG this is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen anywhere. It competes with your P90X fitness extras countdown!
The only way this could be better is with a gratuitous Chris Pine pic.
A Chris Pine pic could not be gratuitous; it is nearly essential.
This was worth reading just for the awesome Jasmine Guy shout-out!
This was so random. I hate Nicky Manaj! GRR
Yes, but what about Jefferson Starship?
Annnnnnnd…
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“Get high.”
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Minaj’s second album Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (2012) topped charts internationally; it became one of the best-selling albums of that year and sold one million copies worldwide.’;”..
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