“Beauty Express” brow-kit instructional video from Anastasia Beverly Hills on Vimeo.
Ladies, do you like to pluck? Then this contest is for you! Just write a haiku about brow plucking in the comments, and the best one will win a free Beauty Express Brow Kit from Anastasia of Beverly Hills (as seen in the above video).
You have until Monday at noon, West Coast time. Go get ’em!
Jeff’s brows were threaded
Then he went to the Cubs game
His bros were like “yo”
OK, I can do better than this. I really need some brow assistance, and am in withdrawal from Cassie’s mesmerizing arches.
My brows are a mess
I’m too poor to get them done.
I need your help, please!
Eyebrows are too thin
Growing them back gives me
Tweezer withdrawals
she gently plucks me
in a public restroom
that prostitution whore!
Sonja to Cindy
Listen to me
There is a plucking order
hb
How will I ever
Be cast as a Real Housewife
With this synophrys?
The caterpillars
roam above my tired lids.
So I say “pluck you”!
No rebels allowed
If it lies outside the lines
It must be removed
Together we grow
Only to be plucked apart
No more unibrow
My Plucking Haiku (a drama)
Tweezers…from above.
NO, let me LIVE, says the hair.
Pluck you, rogue eye brow!
Brooke Shields has nice brows
But Danielle Staub has meth brows
I want nice brows too
fancy eyebrow kit
worthy of a table flip
but in a good way