Tonight is another episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, and un case you haven’t been paying attention, Kelly Bensimon â€â€Ã‚ she of the breasts that resemble Newton’s Cradle in action  is kind of the worst ever. In this preview clip for tonight’s show, we see Kelly as she poses for a photographer, ultimately creating the letter “A” with her body. No, Kelly hasn’t been recruited for some sort of bitchy version of Sesame Street. It was an artistic choice by her to be the letter “A” in a Halloween invitation she’d be sending out. Amusingly, she informs us (quite proudly) that she’s not just an “A,” but a smiling “A,” which apparently makes her one of the more provocative yet fun letters of the alphabet. Thank goodness for that. Just remember: A is up here, and Z is soooo down there.