HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Some Old Fashioned Drinks and Dialogue

It’s Thanksgiving time! And what am I thankful for? Oh, just the sublime hour of confrontation and self-delusion that the Real Housewives of Atlanta provided for us during last night’s gleeful reunion special. The fights were intense and exciting, trumped only by the juicy details behind such curiosities as Kim’s hair. Turns out it really …

HILLS RECAP: The Grossest Rumor of All Time

After a few episodes of wishy-washy drama, The Hills heated up this week with the bombshell rumor that Lauren had hooked up with resident hobo Justin Bobby. No one was more shocked than Lauren herself, who adamantly denied the accusation — or non-accusation, as it were — to the point where she wound up crying in …

THE PARSLEY CHRONICLES: Chapter 3 – A Sprout Grows In Los Angeles

While I’ve been on the East Coast, my dutiful friend Jash has been checking in on my apartment to ensure that no strange things happen in my absence, and lo and behold, what should he find? The first signs of life from my parsley plant! That’s right, the darned thing has started to sprout, and …

I Guess Now Would Be A Good Time To Talk About 'Gossip Girl.'

“I’m mad!”“So am I!” I’m very happy to report that Gossip Girl got back on strong footing this week. The past several episodes have been fun, but definitely flimsy, thanks to a tedious Jenny storyline, not to mention a hapless Nate who’s spent much of the season arbitrarily pining after various women. I did like …