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It gives me great honor to announce that B-Side Blog is now the top result for the Google search terms, “big brother sex.” That’s right: out of over one million possible options, I’m #1 in the ENTIRE WORLD, nay, GALAXY, nay, UNIVERSE! Huzzah! I always knew my blog would become famous for something, and now I know what it is. I suppose I should thank April and Ollie, whose penchant for DOING IT rocketed this site to the top of the charts. Without them, I’d just be another anonymous blogger, snickering at the world. Thank you, Aprollie. Thank you.
Yes, it’s a wonderful day here at the B-Side home base, and I plan to celebrate with caviar toasts and a bottle of champagne. Or, barring the availability of those first two options, a bowl of cereal. Probably the latter.

15 replies on “B-Side Blog Notches a Minor Victory in the World of Google”

  3. I am very impressed but there as so many things you could be known for. Or so many better things you could be known for should I say.
    Should I say?
    maybe-
    And how did you find this out? Don’t tell me you were looking for places to see Aprollie having sex?

  4. Way to go B-Side! You must be so proud.
    What brand of cereal will (or did) you celebrate with? Rice Crispies would be good…cause it sounds like applause, but you can spell “success” with Alphabits…
    decisions decisions.

  5. Well, if you must know, the celebratory bowl of cereal featured none other than Kashi Heart to Heart with a few raisins sprinkled on top. However, the good times were brought to a brutal and unexpected end when I discovered that the milk I had poured into the bowl was in fact transitioning into a sour phase. It hadn’t gone completely bad, but enough to ruin my congratulatory bowl. I was offended and disappointed.

  9. How did you even find out that you were the top search? Did someone alert you or did you find out yourself? And if someone alerted you, how awkward was that phone call?

  10. Congrats! Now pleaseee tell me you watched the new 90210 and will recap or at the very least comment… Jessica Walter was amazing, as usual. (“I have to finish my memoirs before my friend; we’ve slept with all the same people!”)

  11. Those of us with Big Brother sites haven’t been allowed to post videos this season so at least someone with a sense or humor got this honor – congrats B-side!

  13. I think that the spoiled milk on your celebratory bowl is some kind of metaphor to the to Aprollie sexcapades. Milk on me B!

  14. lizzie – you put flax on your heart to heart don’t ya nature girl?
    i am a devoted Trix Bunny.
    hb

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