With today being the seven year anniversary of me moving to Los Angeles, I decided to browse nostalgically through my old iPhoto library, and much to my surprise, I came across a series of photos that I never published back at TVgasm. If memory serves me correctly, I refrained from posting the pics because I had been put on the VIP list for some party (that’s how I roll), and then when I arrived, the organizers forced me to pay a $20 cover to get in. It was kind of bullshit, and I really don’t know why I didn’t turn around and leave right that moment. Nevertheless, my petty revenge was to not post anything about the event and deprive the organizers of valuable publicity (I think they were hawking some calendar), but as a result, a minor trove of D-list celeb pics fell by the wayside. Until now.
After the jump, the long lost photos as well as two bonus pics from the Playboy Mansion (I told you. That’s how I roll, yo)…
I dragged my friend Hannah to the party and made her pose with people. Here she is with Rex Lee of Entourage.
This guy was the first fan to ever approach me. It was awesome.
Bianca and Debbie (I think) from The Amazing Race. Actually, I’m not sure if that’s Debbie, but it’s definitely Bianca on the right. She was surprisingly smokin’.
Again, I forced Hannah into a photo with Bobby from Survivor. I coincidentally ran into him in an elevator two weeks ago. So there’s that.
BETH.
Here’s Hannah with Tonya of Real World fame (and various other NSFW off-shoots) and Brian from Workout. Hannah had no idea who they were, but as you can see, she really didn’t mind.
Hannah with Mark Long. I like how in this picture it looks like he just wants to nuzzle her hair. PRETTY HANNAH.
Me with Ace, also from The Real World. I’d like to believe I was drunk in this photo, but sadly I know I was not.
Survivor cast member and future Janice Dickinson model JP with my ol’ friend Erin Murphy, a.k.a. Tabitha from Bewitched.
Erin Murphy with Rex Lee, who was just about as drunk as he looks, if I remember correctly.
And here’s a pic of me at the Playboy Mansion in 2003. You can see me hovering in the background with Ben McKenzie while Jenny McCarthy interviews Lance Bass. An astounding convergence of pop culture!
Again at the Playboy Mansion, this time quietly lingering near Joey MacIntyre while he smooches some girl.
Just for shits and giggles, here’s another long lost pic that I forgot to post: the paparazzi swarm around Heidi and Spencer the morning I went shopping with them. Clearly I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel; so I’m just going to stop this post right here.
