SANDRA LEE: I Never Met A Seahorse I Didn't Like

God bless Sandra Lee. The woman has no taste whatsoever, and just in case you forgot how tacky she can get, take a glimpse at this intro from today’s episode where she happily trumpets the use of decorative seahorses throughout her kitchen. It’s a bit… much. I also like how after she points out the seahorses, the starfish, and the netting on her window, she notes, “You feel like you’re underneath the sea!” Well, yeah, assuming the sea looked like a GOD-AWFUL KITCHEN.
Nevertheless, aside from all the hippocampine excess, there are plenty of other little nuggets in the clip, including the random Tyler Florence crunch in the beginning, Sandra’s emphatic pronunciation of “avocado ceviche,” and of course, the opening line, said with typical SanLee gusto: “Look at how beauuutiful MY kitchen is!”
Fun times indeed. Plus as a bonus for all you fellow Food Network Star fans, a new classic clip of judge Susie Fogelson after the jump.


Behold the dismissive power of a WASPy executive…