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Well, after a long fought and riveting battle, it looks as though Barack Obama has finally vanquished the Clinton Thunder, which is good news for some, disappointing news for others. I can’t even imagine what Hillary Clinton must be feeling right now — assuming she’s accepted her inevitable fate. Odds are she still thinks she has a chance, which is why I’m even more empathetic to the poor bastard that must break the news to her that for all intents and purposes, it’s over. Needless to say, I wouldn’t want to be that person.
How exactly does one approach Senator Clinton and break the bad news to her? Is it even possible without her inflicting bodily harm? I’m not so sure. But I have some ideas of how to go about such an onerous job, and I’ve conveniently written them up at DipDive (shill shill shill). Here’s the first paragraph:
There are many thankless, uncomfortable, and downright terrifying jobs in the world but none might be as singularly difficult and scary as having to face down Hillary Clinton and inform her that yes, it’s over. I don’t know who that person is or will be, but I don’t envy their position. The fact is that someone on Hillary’s staff will probably have to draw the short straw, and when that time comes, he or she better be prepared.
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