Thoughts On The First Seven Minutes of 'Speed Racer'

• Susan Sarandon’s skin looks nice.
• Hey, there’s the paralyzed guy from Friday Night Lights.
• This is sort of weird.
• I like that random hand-drawn sequence.
• I never watched the original series; so nostalgia is not making this more enjoyable.
• The animé fans are going to be so annoying about this.
• There’s something sort of fun about this hyperkinetic, colorful clip. But I don’t want to see two hours and fifteen minutes worth of it.
• This sort of looks like Mario Kart.
• I’m gonna buy Mario Kart this weekend.
• I’m sick of fanboy cinema.
What are your thoughts?