Who killed Laura Palmer? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
–XOXO, Gossip Cougar.
Holy umlaut! What happens if you take three of my favorite subjects  cougars, Twin Peaks, and Gossip Girl  and mix them together? You get Mädchen Amick, who according to EW.com, will be joining the buzzworthy CW teen soap this fall as a recurring character. Perhaps most famous for playing Shelly on Twin Peaks, Mäds (that’s what I call her) will be playing “a sizzling cougar named Catherine Mason [who] will tempt young Nate (Chace Crawford) with a little May-December love.” Sounds intriguing (and slightly season one of The O.C., but that’s okay. I always liked the Luke-Julie storyline). I just hope the writers introduce some David Lynch-esque touches in honor of their new castmate. Heck, they’ve already got a creepy midget thanks to Hazel. Maybe one of Blair’s sidekicks can start carrying around a log? Just thinking out loud.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, I highly recommend catching up on both series.
I also recall reading something about a spin-off series based on another set of books, which would revolve around little Jenny Humphrey.
OMG (as Gossip Girl would say), a woman three years younger than me is playing the “December” of a May-December romance. Excuse me while I go buy some orthopedic shoes.
But hey, while they’re casting Decembers can they get Julie Cooper on Gossip Girl? Some hot Julie-Chuck action would be awesome.