Category Archives: Real Housewives

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Of Love Tanks, Emptied and Refilled

It’s been a few weeks since I photocapped the Real Housewives of Orange County, but now that December and the holidays have passed, my schedule has normalized, and now I can get back to important things: you know, like harping on the lives of Southern California’s most bitchy residents. Sadly, there wasn’t a whole lot …

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Bethenny Frankel Shows Off Baby Bump, Recipes on 'Today Show'

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The New Year brings many new things, and one such gift will be The Real Housewives of New York City. I don’t know when it’s gonna premiere, but I’m already excited for it. In fact, I ran into a friend of mine two …

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HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Men First and the Gimme Gimme's

Major drama looks to be heading our way tonight on The Real Housewives of Orange County. As we all remember from last week’s episode, Vicki had planned out a whole girls’ weekend in Florida, but alas, Simon and Jim decided that they wanted to crash the party, lest their untrustworthy wives veer from the straight …

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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Keeping Up with the Upkeep

It’s just too easy to mock the Real Housewives of Orange County for all the cosmetic surgery and enhancements that they undergo, but really, shouldn’t we applaud these women for being so open and upfront about their physical alterations when so many others refuse to ‘fess up to such similar modifications? Eh, probably not. Proving …

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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Out With The Old, In With The Boobs

And then there was one. This past episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County saw our favorite sad-sack, Jeana Keough, bid adieu to the show, leaving just Vicki Gunvalson as the only remaining original cast member. It was a bit unclear what had truly motivated this move — was Jeana under financial distress? Did …

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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Keeping Abreast of the Orange County Ladies

While I was away in New York, a marvelous thing happened: the new season of The Real Housewives of Orange County premiered, and just in time, too. No disrespect to Nene, Kim, Sherayay et. al, but the Atlanta crew was getting seriously stale by the end of the season. Somewhere at the halfway point, the …

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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: How You Gonna Have A Fighting Reunion With No Fighting?

It’s been a few weeks since I checked in with The Real Housewives of Atlanta. With Thursdays being a logjam of television, the show had become less of a priority, especially given how the second half of the season got kind of boring. Sure, there was some bickering, but nothing particularly fascinating took place. Even …

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HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Kim Sings Again, And It Ain't Half Bad! (It's Actually TOTALLY Bad)

It pains me to admit that “Tardy for the Party” is in my head more often than it isn’t, but I give all the credit to Kandi Burress for crafting a dumb country ditty into a regrettably catchy dance tune. None of the props, however, go to Kim Zolciak, who on tonight’s Real Housewives of …

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