It’s a shame that Gail Simmons had to leave Top Chef so early this season because last night she missed the one and only RESTAURANT WARS!!! That’s right. With only eight contestants left, the chefs were split into two teams and forced to create a restaurant experience in twenty four hours. In one corner was …
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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Money Isn't Everything, Except It Is
Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the inauguration and all of Washington’s big balls, it’s hard to believe that there were other housewives on TV besides Michelle Obama. But yes, there were. The First Ladies of Orange County continued their epic quest to be the craziest shrews on TV, and so far, they’re doing a heck …
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Idol Thoughts: San Francisco Edition
At one hour, American Idol returned to its normal length last night, which made it so much more tolerable than last week. The auditions moved to San Francisco where we didn’t really find any knockouts, but instead some very solid contenders. More importantly, however, was that Kara and Simon began bickering, and unlike Paula, Kara …
BROMANCE PHOTOCAP: Pitching Tents for Brody Jenner
When it comes to finding a best friend, what better way to test a prospect’s mettle than by stripping him down to shorts and letting him grapple with a big, muscular, sweaty man? That was one of this week’s challenges on Bromance, which saw Brody Jenner continue his search for his next servile sidekick. When …
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Idol Thoughts: Week One of Auditions
“Laaaaaa!!!” American Idol returned to the airwaves this week, and it was pretty much just what you’d expect: good singers, bad singers, and awkward Seacrest moments. New to the proceedings was the addition of permanent judge Kara DioGuardi, who fit right in just perfectly, if you ask me. I love that she’s testy and opinionated, …
OH REALLY? John McCain Puts The Kibosh on Cindy's Dancing Dreams
According to Page Six, beer heiress / cookie plagiarizer Cindy McCain was in talks with producers of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars to be a contestant next season; however, her footloose and fancy free dreams were allegedly destroyed by hubby John for reasons yet to be announced. I suppose it probably has something to do …
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TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: Farm Fresh
I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you by who went home last night on Top Chef. I won’t say his or her name right here in case anyone hasn’t quite caught up with the show, but I will say that I think the only reason this person was sent packing was because the producers wanted …
ANGRY WHOPPER QUEST: Success! Sort of…
Well, I have finally sacrificed ten Facebook friends in pursuit of a free Angry Whopper from Burger King. You’ve all seen who I’ve cut. Now it’s time to reveal the final piece of the puzzle. Who could be more deserving of a sacrifice than Sherayay? The answer after the jump…
HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: She's Still Hotter Than You, Tamra
For its first two seasons, I never watched Real Housewives of Orange County because it always felt a little dull to me. Not so anymore. This season has featured one trainwreck episode after another, and I think we can agree that the producers finally got the casting mix just right. Gretchen has brought out evil …
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ANGRY WHOPPER QUEST: I Ruined Her Joy!!!
Sacrifice #9: It’s none other than Sherayay from The Real Housewives of Atlanta! And who better to go down in flames than the genius behind She By Sherayay? Well, actually, I can think of one more deserving person, but that won’t be revealed until tomorrow. I suppose I could tell you today, but that would …