Your Triple Dose of Hotness For The Day

Take one part crazy, one part awesome, and one part HOT (in a deluded, not-as-hot-as-Gretchen kind of way), and what do you get? The picture above, which features Ramona (Real Housewives of New York City), Zoila (Flipping Out) and Tamra (Real Housewives of Orange County). I don’t know the context of the photo (sent to …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Jill and Simon Serve Up Some Love (UPDATED)

After last week’s turbulent, fight-filled episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, Bravo switched things up and supplied us with an hour of pure comedy last night as the much-hyped tennis match between Ramona, Mario, Jill and Mystery Man finally took place. I gotta say, it was worth the wait. Jill and Bethenny …

IDOL RECAP: Parental Edition

Today, I could sit back and recap last night’s American Idol — you know, discuss how awesome Allison was, continue to feel disappointed with Lil, deride Danny Gokey’s trainwreck of an arrangement, welcome Matt Giraud’s return to form, bash Scott MacIntyre’s worst performance to date (time to go home), gently applaud Anoop for a tender …

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SPOILER! First they killed off Cutthroat Bitch. Now this?? Why must all my favorite characters leave House? It’s too cruel. Sadness. Update: Turns out we can thank BARACK OBAMA for this tragedy. Confused? Read THIS.

And The MMMMHMMMM Award Goes To…

Bravo’s A-List Awards are fairly horrendous, but they do offer special sights such as the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunited on the red carpet. Here we can see Nene Leakes, Lisa WU Hartwell, a significantly less wiggy Kim Zolciak, Sherayay Whitfield, and DeShawn Snow — as portrayed by Shereeay’s bespectacled main gay. (How …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTO SHOOT PHOTOCAP: Food Fight Edition

Recently, The Real Housewives of New York City gathered for an Entertainment Weekly photo shoot where the theme was “food fight.” As you can imagine, plenty of flour, pie, and other assorted kitchen items were hurled with plenty of gusto and aplomb. EW graciously captured all the excitement on video, but being the bastards they …

Alex McCord Dishes About Parenting, Natural Birth

There’s been so much scandal on The Real Housewives of New York City that we’ve almost lost sight of our favorite talking green bean, Alex McCord. The aspiring socialite / one-night-stander chatted with W Magazine recently about her recent layoff from Victoria’s Secret as well as Simon’s dutiful role as male doula to the births …

Another Singer Goes Home As The Most Vaguely Themed Week of 'American Idol' Concludes

The gig is up for one more underwhelming performer on American Idol, and I don’t think I’m spoiling anything by saying that the person going home was not Scott. Clearly you already knew that because had the blind one been ejected from the competition, surely banners would be flying and parades marching all through the …

Ramona Gets Banned From Daughter's School!

The scandals keep comin’ on The Real Housewives of New York City. First Countess LuAnn announced her separation from her very age appropriate husband, Alexandre. Then Bethenny and Kelly duked it out on TV. And now comes this news: Ramona Singer has been essentially banned from her daughter’s private school in Manhattan. According to the …