CHENBOT READY TO MULTIPLY: Julie Chen Is Preggers!

Phase 2 of Julie Chen’s global domination has now been set into motion. Our favorite mechanical hostess has proven that robots can indeed reproduce, thus signaling the death knell for all human civilization. But while Skynet prepares to model an entire predatory series of machines after The Chenbot, we can take this time to congratulate …

The Next Great Time-Waster

Sly balks at Jash’s attempt to rename her ‘Sylvs.’ Thanks to copygodd at Midseason Replacements, I’ve discovered the wonderful world of Text To Movie at xtranormal, a site that generates little animated videos based on dialogue you type in. Needless to say, it’s been quite a revelation. I’ve already animated two email conversations between Jash …

'Amazing Race' Is Not Your Bitch, BITCH!

Tempers flared on The Amazing Race last night, making for yet another highly enjoyable episode in an already highly enjoyable season. The question remains: whose side do you take? Let’s recap the fight: it all started when the teams of Margie & Luke and Jen & Kisha encountered the same clue box at the same …

Could This Be The Greatest Reality Show Of The Year?

The rumors are flying fast and furious about NBC’s revival of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! First there was talk that ousted Illinois governor Rob Blagojevich would be joining the cast — which was enough to get me to tune in. But now there is confirmation that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt …

Are Bethenny And A-Rod DOING IT After All??

Not too long ago, rumors surfaced that Bethenny Frankel of The Real Housewives of New York City and Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees were an item after the latter celebrity’s much-publicized breakup from his wife. If it sounded too crazy to be true, that’s because it was. The pairing was apparently just a …