Which Desperate Housewives husband who was formerly on Melrose Place and whose last name is part of the phrase “idiot-savant” was spotted chowing down at Zeke’s Smokehouse with his family and friends — nearly twenty-four hours before his appearance on the Screen Actors Guild Awards? I’ll give you a hint: his first name rhymes with “dug.”
Mr. Schmug Schmavant was caught red-handed enjoying his barbecued meal in the West Hollywood Gateway, but while the food might have been on-point, the actor’s attention to his kids was anything but! Midway through the meal, a horrific crash emanated throughout the eatery as one of his children dropped a porcelain dish onto the floor, shattering it into thousands of pieces. GASP!!! Mr. Might-Be-Tom-Scavo was left with nothing else to do but smile sheepishly at the glaring patrons (a.k.a. my friends and I) and clean up after his kid. Hmmm… Life imitating art? METHINKS YES!
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Too bad this wasn’t a Greek restaurant.
Please, just a few more hints. I’ve almost worked out who it is.
Could his wife’s name rhyme with Maura Heightton?
THis was exactly what caused the Phil Hartman marraige to go bad.