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High definition does not treat Miss America well. Take, for example, the sad case of Miss Michigan, who after winning the title of Miss America 2008, was assaulted by kisses from her fellow pageant queens, thus leaving her face a hot mess of lipstick. Of course, no one bothered to wipe any of it off (jealous bitches), and as a result, Miss Michigan made her triumphant march down the runway with red smudges on her cheek, teeth, and hand.
In honor of Miss America’s hot messiness, I took some screen shots, but just a warning: a lot of detail was lost in the transition from 42 inch HD image to lowly jpeg. Nevertheless, the best shots after the jump…

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As her name is called, Miss America somehow already has lipstick on her hand. Wha?

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In this pic, it doesn’t look so bad. But if we zoom in…

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Yikes. Somebody get this girl a tissue. Or a sleeve. Or SOMETHING.

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But nothing compares to her teeth…

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Charming.

9 replies on “HOT MESS OF THE DAY: Miss America Edition”

  1. What? The jury didn´t have any one prettier than her????? She´s not pretty at all but I guess she was chosen because she´s blonde…

  2. What the hell happened to this pagent? This is the first one I’ve watched in years and this is what I get? I only watched this year because my daughter was fixated on the Miss America Reality series that preceded it. I really wanted Miss Utah in the finalists and when she was chosen by the viewers as their finalist I thought for sure she would be in. But alas she was quickly and unceremoniously kicked to the curb by the judges. WTF!?! What the hell good did it do for anyone to bother voting if the decision wasn’t going to stick? What a waste of time.

  3. Lipstick on your collar…. shame on you….
    This show was a total failure! Those girls spent small fortunes and 36 ended up sitting in bleachers on stage wearing color-coded t-shirts while their designer gowns never even got out of their bags….

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