Hey Burger King, Where The F*CK IS MY WHOPPER?

OH REALLY?

Last month, I dutifully dropped ten people from Facebook with the promise of receiving a free Angry Whopper from Burger King. Much to my shock, when I had completed the deed, I received a message saying my gift certificate would be arriving in two to four weeks. I wasn’t happy with the lack of instant gratification, but nonetheless, I’ve sat here quietly, checking my mail excitedly (seriously) every day for the past two weeks. Well, tomorrow marks the four week anniversary of me earning my Angry Whopper stripes, and I have yet to receive my gift certificate. WTF? Seeing that the Angry Whopper is being touted as merely a “Limited Time Only” item, I will be quite, quite angry indeed if this burger disappears before I get to redeem my coupon. Cosmic justice for dropping friends from Facebook? Perhaps. I like to think of it as corporate malfeasance. Maybe even fraud.
You owe me, BK. You owe me.