Well, I have finally sacrificed ten Facebook friends in pursuit of a free Angry Whopper from Burger King. You’ve all seen who I’ve cut. Now it’s time to reveal the final piece of the puzzle.
Who could be more deserving of a sacrifice than Sherayay? The answer after the jump…
Why, it’s none other than Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta. And yes, this is the REAL Kim. There’s a tightrope between me and Kim, but I had to cut it because let’s face it, I’ll take a free burger over any bewigged idiot who’s afraid of a mortar and pestle.
So with this monumental sacrifice, Burger King let me know it was time for me to claim my Whopper. Easier said than done.
After clicking “Claim My Whopper,” the following screen popped up:
WHAT?!?! I couldn’t just print out some coupon with a barcode? Of course not. I had to fill out information so that the coupon could be mailed to me. You know what this means: Burger-themed junk mail on the horizon. Normally, I would have simply moved on to something else out of protest, but after all the effort I’d put in to get to this point, I really wanted that Whopper. Damn those marketing gurus! They totally trapped me! Fear not: I gave as much fake info as I could.
Okay, so after I compromised my morals and value by handing over my address to Burger King, what should I learn next?
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Now I have to wait a minimum of two weeks? By the time this damn coupon arrives, the Angry Whopper will be gone! This is the biggest bullshit I’ve ever seen in my life.
Needless to say, I’m not happy, BURGER KING.
I’ll continue to post updates as necessary…