It’s Thanksgiving time! And what am I thankful for? Oh, just the sublime hour of confrontation and self-delusion that the Real Housewives of Atlanta provided for us during last night’s gleeful reunion special. The fights were intense and exciting, trumped only by the juicy details behind such curiosities as Kim’s hair. Turns out it really is a wig, but not from cancer. No, Kim suffers from fake-cancer, but that doesn’t make her any less of a victim! Bitch had to wait three agonizing weeks before that fateful day at Chili’s when she found out she was off the hook. Do you know how hard that is for someone? I’m sure she could barely even enjoy those baby back ribs. Thank God no one told her they were grilled over a dozen little fiery charcoal rocks! It would have been the worst day ever. Props to Andy Cohen (you heard me right), who after confirming with Kim that she did NOT have cancer, asked if she was still smoking. Ya darn tootin’ she was! Good to see a cancer scare got her to change her ways.
Of course, the big story from the reunion was Lisa Wu Hartwell’s hostile attack on poor Kimmy. She accused the future Nashville star of being a habitual liar, and we never really found out why. Rumors on the Internets suggest that it was Kim who spread word that Lisa was a crazy wife to Keith Sweat, but who knows. I was just glad to see her drop the sweet act and get down and dirty with the rest of the girls. That leaves only DeShawn left to make a total fool of herself. Probably won’t be happening as she’s back in school (ie. getting a Masters in Divinity online). Nothing against people who get their degrees online, but I’m not sure I’d want a spiritual leader to have been ordained through Google. To each his own, though.
Onto the photocap…
It seems Bravo edited the show weirdly, which did not help explain the angry outbursts both Nene and Lisa had against Kim. After Atlanta, watching the OC wives afterwards just seemed boring and tired, no fun drama there at all.
The whole fake cancer/ Chili’s thing was just bizarre. It didn’t even make sense. Although I feel sorry for Kim, since all those women seem to despise her, she made a total jackass of herself. She just doesn’t know when to back off. She would have been much better off to admit that she:
A: Wears a wig, which is her right and who fucking cares, anyway… deal with it, bitches. I mean, really, how is this any different from them all wearing weaves- WHICH THEY ARE!!
and
B: Never had any vocal training and shouldn’t have been bragging about her “singing career” before she learned weather or not she can sing (which honestly, I don’t think all the training in the world will help her with- She’s TONE DEAF for Christ’s sake).
As far as “Tight Rope” goes, well, I’ve been searching high and low on the internet for a copy of her singing that… BECAUSE IT’S HILARIOUS!!
The whole fake cancer/ Chili’s thing was just bizarre. It didn’t even make sense. Although I feel sorry for Kim, since all those women seem to despise her, she made a total jackass of herself. She just doesn’t know when to back off. She would have been much better off to admit that she:
A: Wears a wig, which is her right and who fucking cares, anyway… deal with it, bitches. I mean, really, how is this any different from them all wearing weaves- WHICH THEY ARE!!
and
B: Never had any vocal training and shouldn’t have been bragging about her “singing career” before she learned weather or not she can sing (which honestly, I don’t think all the training in the world will help her with- She’s TONE DEAF for Christ’s sake).
As far as “Tight Rope” goes, well, I’ve been searching high and low on the internet for a copy of her singing that… BECAUSE IT’S HILARIOUS!!
Damn Double Entry!! I hate it when that happens!
That was one delightful hour. NeNe’s hair looked great, Kim should take notes.