“Are you threatened by my deviant wave goodbye?”
As usual, CBS.com dragged their feet when it came to putting up screen caps from last week’s live eviction episode. I was just going to skip the whole thing and move onto Sunday’s show, but then I saw some of the photos, and as usual, I couldn’t resist making fun. Enjoy…
(A photocap of Sunday’s episode will be forthcoming.)
“Being the rationalized person that I am, I took this shirt off because it was disrespecting me, from toe to head.”
“Michelle, what does happiness feel like?”
“Like a big bowl of wicked awesome pigs feet.”
“Sometimes when I cry, I turn into Montana Moorehead from Soapdish. Now get outta here. All of yous.”
“The power changes every week. And that’s the truth. (Note my military hat).”
“You wanna talk smack about Matlock? FINE! But don’t think I’m gonna sit here and TAKE IT!!!!”
“BEN MATLOCK IS A GOOD MAN WHO DOES GOOD THINGS, GODDAMMIT!!!”
“All I’m saying about Matlock is that he’s just a brain. I’m a body AND a brain. I think that deserves some respect.”
“Okay, first of all, I subscribe to O Magazine; so you don’t have to tell ME about Oprah’s favorite things, mmkay?”
“These live shows make me so nervous, I always think I’m gonna crap my undahwears.”
“When will I be loved?”
“I just want to say that I’m covering up a massive boner right now. I think you should all respect me for that.”
“Fuck everyone in this house. I’m starting an alliance with this bench.”
“An endurance challenge? Why I oughtttaaaa…”
“Um, excuse me, camera man? My face is up here, mmkay?”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle dust.”
“MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! IT’S A FAKE EARTHQUAKE!!! We’re rattling like someone’s trying to open a door, but IT’S LOCKED!!!”
