Well, it’s time for another Big Brother photocap. Sadly, by press time, CBS still hadn’t posted pics from Wednesday’s live eviction episode, which means we’ll just have to move on to Sunday’s show. That’s okay though. There was plenty of good stuff to mock in this latest episode  specifically the HI-larious food competition, which proved to be one of the funniest ever, thanks to Renny who released her inner crow yet again. Watching her screaming and stumbling in a haze of confusion was nothing short of glorious. Add some frantic behavior from April (not to mention Michelle’s New England accent and Jerry’s hoarse screams), and we had a real doozy of a competition. Mind you, it wasn’t exciting in the least, but man was it hilarious.
Sadly, CBS didn’t really post any pictures of Renny struggling with the socks; so my mockery/love of her will be regrettably limited this week. Oh well.
Aside from the food competition, there were plenty of interesting things this episode. First, Keesha’s bizarre nomination process. After spending a whole episode deciding between Libra and Memphis to go on the block she went with… Jessie? Hey, I’m all for it, and I get that maybe the producers wanted to throw us a fast one, but that really came out of left field. Whatever. Hopefully the whiney muscle man will go home  if only for the way he happily volunteered his supposed ally, Dan, to be nominated.
As for April and Ollie (Opril? Allie? Aollie? Aioli?), we learned that Ollie gets scared in relationships and equates the experience to driving headlong into a construction zone on the highway, which is apparently his biggest fear. Granted, he’s not afraid of driving off the highway or even crashing. No, he just hates the orange cones. And maybe cement trucks. I don’t know. It was a very complicated metaphor.
Nevertheless, photocap after the jump…
“Oh well. Sucks for Steven.”
“In other news, I’m now a cholo.”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle a new Head of Household!”
“Don’t worry, Libra. You know you’re my girl.”
“Libra’s such a bitch.”
“I’m sorry, Jerry. I just totally farted.”
“This letter from home says that my dog just pissed on his first fire hydrant. I’M MISSING SO MUCH!!”
“I can’t believe my dog didn’t even sign this letter with a paw print. I should have never made an alliance with him.”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle an entrance!”
“April, this is between us, and us only. You can’t go tell anyone else about my plans. Now, excuse me  I have to go tell everyone else about my plans.”
“If there’s construction going on inside this room, I’m gonna freak.”
Ollie: “This plan sounds like it still needs a lot of building, and you know what that means: CONSTRUCTION.”
“I don’t care what any of you say. I am not related to Dick Donato.”
“I wonder if anyone knows how hard it is to be this bland.”
“Just so you know, Memphis, I can put my hand on my head too, okay? Stop doubting me.”
“It’s so wicked hawt in here I’m sweatin’ through my undahwears.”
“So you’re saying this is my nose? No. I don’t believe you.”
“I’m the king of the world!”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle polka dots!”
“Okay, I got a red sock! A red sock. Well, the dominant color is white, but it’s still a RED sock!!!”
“MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! I couldn’t find the GOLD SAWK! WITH THE MONKEY AWN ON IT!!! It’s like my brain was locked. IT’S LOCKED!!!!”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle signage metaphors!”
“We’re all a work in progress. It’s like we’re under construction, and if there’s anything I hate, it’s CONSTRUCTION.”
“Hmmm… I think I just saw a sign that said ‘Let’s DO IT.'”
“What do you mean I’m not still HOH? I’m Mr. Natural Iowa 2008. Of course I’m still HOH.”
“Maybe if I hide behind these boxes, I’ll be able to eavesdrop on every HOH conversation. No one will ever see me! EVER!”
“I wonder what happiness feels like.”
“I can’t believe Keesha’s making me sit in this hammock. I’ve been here for practically TWENTY FOUR HOURS!”
“I just want to eat pigs feet ’til my undahwears burst.”
“Angie, I’ve nominated you because I’ve arbitrarily decided you’re the reason why Steven was evicted  based on no real evidence or logic, really.”
“Am I free to whine now?”
What did you think about the episode?