BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Food For Thought

“Seriously, do I look stupid?”

How things change in the Big Brother house. A week ago I was praising Libra for deftly taking hold of the game and putting herself into a major power position. However, seven days with nothing to eat but slop can sure turn things around. Libra’s completely lost her grasp on the game, instead ranting and raving throughout the house about some stupid comment about the old folks. Granted, she did have a point in that it sucked to have two old people on her food comp team, but a) it didn’t really matter actually, as it wasn’t a particularly physical competition, and b) that’s the way the cookie crumbles; so get over it. Nevertheless, you had to admire Jerry, and particularly Renny for taking Libra to task over her comments. Despite all the sturm und drang, Libra couldn’t deny the insulting implications of her complaints, and for a moment, it looked like she might have wound up on the chopping block. That would have delighted Keesha, who seems to make it a habit to spend every episode bashing a different member of her alliance. This time, it was Libra who received (behind her back) the brunt of Keesha’s “she’s such a BITCH!” remarks. For someone who flips out over the slightest comment behind her back, Keesha certainly has no problem badmouthing others…
And getting back to that big blowout, I couldn’t help but notice that Keesha seemed complicit in stirring up Jerry’s rage, and yet when he later went off on Libra, Keesha just sat there, acting surprised — but not in a strategic, “I planned this all along” way. She’s a bit slippery, isn’t she? And she’s looking more like Daniele Donato with each passing day…
As for Jerry, I know I’m not the only one who had to rewind the Tivo multiple, multiple times when he, as host of the Veto competition, screamed out the words “BEEP! BEEP!” The shear abruptness of the moment along with his complete inability to sound anything like a car proved to be nothing short of hilarious. And let’s not forget when he croaked out the word “Honnnnk” a few minutes later. Amazing. Between him and Renny, I’ve never seen so many glorious senior sound effects captured on one show.
Last, but not least, there’s Jessie, who continues to be totally ridiculous. I loved when he said he was “supposedly the youngest player” — as if that were somehow disputable; like maybe he might just be older than Libra. This was only topped by his assertion that he had a girlfriend — a girlfriend who was well aware that he was single. Huh? Not sure how that works. Nevertheless, watching him again lambast Steven for taking twenty-four hours to visit his room, it occurred to me that this was the second time this season that Jessie has felt disrespected over a twenty-four hour time period. After all, he complained that it took Renny twenty-four hours to apologize. I’m starting to think he may just have no concept of time. I can just imagine him waiting five minutes to use the toilet and then later complaining, “You don’t realize. I had to wait TWENTY-FOUR HOURS to use the toilet. Do you know how disrespectful that is?”
Anyway, I’ve talked too much. Photocap after the jump…

“Steven, I know you don’t want me to come in here and be sad and depressing, but that’s kind of my thing. Please don’t take that from me.”

“See? Look at my sadness. IT WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE.”

“Your toes ah wicked hawt. I can’t wait to get yous in your undahwears.”

“Michelle, I can’t hook up with you. I have a girlfriend. AND I’m single.”

“Who put this hat on my head? It gives me entirely too much personality!”

“Renny, I really like you as a friend, but be advised that tomorrow, I’m gonna decide that you’re the biggest bitch in the world and that I should have never been your friend in the first place.”

“You know what? That Renny is the biggest bitch in the world, and I should have never been her friend in the first place.”

“Sometimes I wish I could just take this entire kitchen, stick it in my front lip, and then spit it out little by little into this cup.”

Jessie: “Man, it’s too early to be reading this. I wouldn’t have even been this tired if Renny hadn’t kept me awake so late a week ago.”

“Get this: I’m supposedly the ‘youngest’ house guest here. How did everyone come up with that? Because I’m three years younger than everyone else? Please. You can’t pull a fast one like that on me. I may be all muscle, but I’ve got a brain too.”

“You know what? I like Renny again. It’s this COFFEE MUG that’s been the real bitch!”

Libra: “Great. One of the old people is hosting this. Now I’ll never win!”

“BEEP BEEP!!!!!”

“I can’t believe no one complimented me on my Karate Kid outfit.”

“I’m so wicked nervous. I hope I don’t crap my undahwears.”

“I think this podium’s been talking about me behind my back. I knew I shouldn’t have stood at it. It’s such a stupid bitch!”

“I swear to God, I will eat Jerry’s hat right now.”

“Fuckin’ slow-ass old people. It’s always their fault.”

“I feel like Tawm frickin’ Brady.”

“You don’t understand. I’m the victim here. I’m the one who had to wait TWENTY FOUR HOURS for Steven to come upstairs and look at pictures of me. Do you know how disrespectful that is? I don’t think you do. TWENTY-FOUR HOURS! That’s like five days!!!”

“If y’all don’t feed me soon, I’m gonna knock over the refrigerator and set it on fire, mmkay?”

“I’m getting really sick of everyone talking about me behind my back. If you have something to say, say it to my face. Now excuse me, I have to go talk about people behind their backs.”

“Hey Keesha, take a look at me. Now imagine me naked. Sexy, right?”

“Memphis, you make me want to barf.”

“Honnnk.”

“I oughta go into that room and tell Libra to BEEP BEEP!!! That’ll HONNK her!”

“Where’d everyone go? Maybe they’re locked outside. MARY! ST. JOSEPH! THEY’RE LOCKED!!!”

“You said that he said that!”
“Who said that?”
“You said that!”
“No, you said that I said that!”
“I didn’t say that you said that. You said that I said that you said that when I said that you said that!”
“You’re putting words in my mouth!”
“Your words!”
“No, your words!”
“My words are in my mouth!”
“But now they’re in mine!”
“That’s what you said!”
“No, that’s what YOU said!”

“MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! We’re locking horns! WE’RE LOCKED!!!”

“This is a wicked hahd decision. The more I think about it, the biggah my hair gets.”

“I’m gonna stand all the way ovah here. This way, none of yous can stick a cupcake on my nose.”

“BEEP BEEP!! You people are driving me nuts.”

What did you think about the episode? And did I mention that I’m going to the live eviction show later today? BOOYAH!