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Call me a luddite, but sometimes I simply don’t get men’s high fashion. Take, for example, this strange piece profiled in The New York Times. It’s from Alexander McQueen, and while I appreciate that it’s more of an avant garde look aimed at influencing the market more than dominating it, I still can’t help thinking that most men wouldn’t be caught dead in what amounts to be a feathered, pseudo-sequined tube top. Or would they?
After the jump, some artistic projections on who might adopt the new look.

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Matthew McConaughey.

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Terrell Owens.

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Zac Efron.

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And, of course, Spencer Pratt.

10 replies on “I Don't Get It”

  1. Good work! Spencer would rock that look like a hurricane. What I want to see, though, is how J-Unit would rock the sequins. I know HoneyBunny joins in that request.

  2. The possiblities are endless! Why didn’t you post a pic of you or J-Unit (or even IndianJones) sporting that sparkly look? Fashionistas!

  3. I don’t get high fashion in general. Like all the girls who want to dress like the women from Sex and the City…like, why? Most of that stuff is, well, awful, and when I tell my friends that I don’t get it, they tell me “I don’t understand.”
    No, I understand. I understand that my clothes are normal and theirs aren’t. Women, are you with me?

  4. Yep, totally with you. I live in jeans (winter), shorts (summer), tennis shoes, UGG boots, and flip-flops. I’m baffled by the “ooo’s” and “ahhh’s” over some of that U-G-L-Y fashion that you see in magazines and on runways.

  5. Could we have Brody, Frankie and Spence trying to rock that shirt. Make it work in the club.

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