I did this once a few years ago, and I’ve decided to revisit the topic: cleaning my keyboard. You see, whenever the idea strikes me to clean my keyboard, my laptop is always on, and it’s so annoying to log out and turn the whole thing off so I can wipe down my keyboard. So instead I figured I’d share all the excitement of the cleaning with all of you. After the jump, check out all the wonderful keystrokes that occur when I clean my keyboard. Yay!
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good times, people.
I was just looking at my light gray HP desktop keyboard this morning and thinking how filthy it looks. How does that happent when I have clean hands?!
But, I don’t dare shine a black light on the keyboard. Might not ever type again.
Good thing there aren’t Keyboard Police!
Or are there?
Love when you talk dirty, Ben.