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After the runaway success of Jersey Shore, people soon began theorizing about which other ethnic subcultures would soon receive the reality show treatment. There’s been chatter about infiltrating the Russian community of Brooklyn in a project called Brighton Beach. There’s been murmurings of an all Asian experiment too. But for those of us from the Northeast, and especially those of us who went to school in New England, we knew there was really only other subculture as ridiculous yet fascinating as the guidos of New Jersey. I talk, of course, of the Massholes. It was only a matter of time before they got their own show, and now, ladies and gentlemen, it looks to be coming to fruition.
I just received a casting notice for a show called Wicked Summer (or rather “Wicked Summah,” as the casting notice calls it). One choice line: “Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and to be a part of the most wicked reality show evah!?”
Oh. Em. Gee.
The full casting notice after the jump…


This is the official Casting Call information for Wicked Summah!
You come from all over – Gloucester, Worcester, South End,
Charlestown, Chicopee and South Swansea. You share a love for
muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half
shell. You don’t take sh*t from nobody – least of all each othah.
You are the hottest girls and proudly buff guys from
Massa-freakin-chusetts who believe in God, family, the Red Sox
and partying!!
You ready to live togethah, laugh togethah, drink togethah and
love togethah?
You’ll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where roast beef subs
and cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next
to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray!
Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and to be a part of the
most wicked reality show evah!?
Doron Ofir Casting is looking for blue collar, hard working,
harder partying, tough talking, damn good looking Mass natives
from all over the state …. Yea we’ll consider preps from
Wellesley too if they got what it takes.
Get ready for the summer of your life on the show that will knock
the sox off the Red Sox, blow canons from Lexington to Cornwall
and make you wish you remembered where you pahked your
frickin cah cause that clunker is in Jersey!
Apply at www.WickedSummerCasting.com

5 replies on “CALLING ALL MASSHOLES: Time To Be Famous”

  1. Massholes from Mass-a-two-shits.
    I can’t wait.
    Oh wait. Yes. I could go an entire lifetime.

  2. God it is bad enough I have to share a state with most of these idiots and now they want to make a reality tv show? Bleh.

  3. Danny & CT from the real world should have waited for this show. They would have fit right in

  4. Jack Donaghy – “This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she’s a Murphy; Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.”
    hb

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