My first time tangling in the wilds of chatroulette was such a hit that I decided to log onto the peculiar website once again and see which people (or things or pieces of anatomy) I’d be paired with. I’m tempted to say there was even more eye-opening activity on display this time.
Pictures (including some that may not be safe for work) after the jump…
Things start off on a decidedly strange note as I come face to face with this creased man enjoying the comforts of his index finger. I think that’s his mom in the background.
HOLY CRAP IT’ S A MAN WITH NO FACE!!!
I decide that I’m not going to his the next button for anyone. THEY will have to next ME!
I quickly retract my policy when this man refuses to stop staring at me. NEXT.
The random chatter on the right clearly perplexes me.
This man has adopted quite the seductive pose alongside his nearby shag throw blanket (it’s either that or the hide of a recently slain grizzly bear. But probably not).
I almost wrote: “ORANGE you glad I found you?” But then I didn’t.
Greetings from Turkey!
A friendly salute from the Ottoman Empire. I suppose now would be a bad time to bring up that whole Armenian genocide thing.
A random man who seems not pleased AT’ALL to see me. Judging by his rage-filled eyes, I’d say he’d most like to strangle me right now.
An unexpected encounter with the Michelin Man!
An unexpected encounter with a penis!
A most charming view indeed. This woman was on chatroulette with her little kid running around in the background. Not sure I’d be too keen on letting a child be exposed to some of the more, er, colorful images on this site…
…like THIS.
Or THIS (it’s a woman sticking a big red dildo up into her lady regions. A touch intense).
In a strange turn of events, I find myself staring into a 1960s era ANDY WARHOL FILM.
Take a good look, young man. I SPEAK TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE!
There’s a lot of hair going on here. And apprehension. But mostly hair.
And suddenly I’m in the Blair Witch Project
Well look at this. A musical interlude!
A private concert? Just for me? This better not be a ruse that will end in a wang popping up from under the gee-tar.
Clearly I’m quite amused by this performance.
Well done, Maestro!
What a charming, penis-free experience!
Well, if it isn’t Jan McEuropean in his lair of broken tennis relics!
The youth of America. Clearly I am disgusted.
An errant torso.
I wasn’t sure if these guys were about to get high or make out. Either way, our experience together was thankfully short-lived.
It’s THE FLY!
Consider me immediately alarmed.
Turns out this was nothing more than a mock striptease. The guy’s gal pal was in the corner laughing, perhaps drunk. Or at least I hope she was.
Exhibitionist puppy.
And finally… more penis.
So how many minutes did you give the penis people and the dildo woman? Curious minds want to know.
ORANGE you glad you went on chat roulette again? Love it!!!
Again your post is more fun that actually using Chatroulette.
Some of your expressions are better than seeing the Partner.
If you run across someone from Turkey again just say Merhaba. (that’s hello) You may make a Turkish friend. The majority of Turks are very nice people.
I haven’t tried this thing, but this was fucking hilarious! Kinda creepy though. Think I’ll pass…
Thanks for takin a hit for the team. I will delete Chat Roulette off my Bucket List Lisaaaaa
I think this is a fantastic addition to your regular features.
Out of curiosity, do you inform these people, and peni, that they will become part of your blog and therefore FAMOUS?
Just so f’ing hillarious. Loves it much!
You’re a hottie! I’m on Chatroulette all the time, and if I ever got you, I would not hit the next button. 🙂
This is becoming a favorite feature here. Please!do not stop, you are entertaining the masses.
I love the color of the walls in the second room you were in –not the room with all the bookshelves but the one with the large windows. It looks like a yellow but good yellow. ANYway, I like it.
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