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Rihanna’s latest ubiquitous hit, “We Found Love,” boasts of finding love in a hopeless place. This has left listeners pondering many questions, chief among them: what sort of hopeless place was Rihanna talking about?

After the jump, a list of potential hopeless locales where Rihanna may have found love against the odds…

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In North Korea

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In Van Nuys

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At The Post Office

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At Cheetah’s

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On The 405 Freeway

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At Wal-Mart

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During a Zombie Apocalypse

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On The Bachelor

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In Congress. OOOH. Political!

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At Comic-Con

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On Grindr

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In New Jersey

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On the spaceship from Alien

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At An Abandoned Bumper Car Arena in Chernobyl

And the most hopeless of all:

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On MySpace

5 replies on “15 Hopeless Places Rihanna May Have Found Love In”

  1. I’m over Rhianna. Well, that’s not fair. I never cared for Rhianna. Actually, all of her songs make me angry with their insistent, monotone, repetitiveness. If you’ve got nothing to say in a song, make sure you say it about a 100 times. If you have a hot enough body, apparently they’ll give you a Grammy.

    I can’t think of anything more hopeless that a world where people play Rhianna all day long.

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