My friend IndianJones is a surprisingly adept chef. Despite questionable knife skills (he fears chopping his already small digits off), he can put together a solid meal. Heck, the kid can even bake a thing or two (he supplied our clique, a.k.a. the Lametourage, with homemade soda bread on St. Patty’s Day). But IndianJones’s recent exploits have left him the butt of our jokes. Take a look at the dish above and try to guess what exactly it is. A pizza? A cookie? Some sort of Hindu specialty? The answer isn’t terribly difficult, but I’m intrigued to see what people might think it is out of context. If you already have advance knowledge from Facebook, don’t spoil it.
After the jump is a second photo. All guesses and descriptions are welcome…
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Cornbread with jalapenos on top?
Looks like cornbread + nast-e jalepeños!
Vomit.
Zucchini Bread gone wrong?
I was thinking cornbread, too. Can’t wait to hear this story.
Asbestos?
I’m going to say that’s definitely japaleno cornbread. Which is actually freaking delicious when made correctly (and with cheese).
That picture, however, does NOT look freaking delicious. I’m thinking awful.
I was thinking cornbread too…
Right away I thought it was cornbread with jalepenos gone very wrong.VERY wrong. Would make a good door stop.
Zucchini-topped cookie?
Is that a giant pickle chip cookie mid baking?
A pickle pancake?
An anemic pickle burger patty ?
Undigested food?
Camel turd.
Zucchini “bread”?
What bb will be serving to the Have Nots next week.
hb
LOL, hb, I WAS going to answer cornbread with jalapenos too, but I like your answer better!!
It looks like something made by Mikey in the Top Chef vending machine challenge.
poor camel. that can’t have been comfortable.
I’ll guess that it’s a jalapeño NAAN gone horribly awry
My guess is cornbread.
Nutriloaf?
Looks Like SOMEBODY forgot the baking powder when they were making corn bread, or your box mix was increible old– eggs–? you forgot the power booster for sure. I appreciate a jalapeno corn bread but would rather eat a nice green chili cornbread.
I might have issue with the OCD way in which you placed the peppers here… kinda anal dude.
edible frisbee?
haha.
its like jalapeno MEDIOCRITY CAKE
like most, my initial thought was jalepeno cornbread..
but the slices on top look more like Cucumbers or zuchinni, because i’ve never seen japs take on that texture, even when baked. And the bottom looks nothing like cornbread. soooo I give up!
Okra souffle?
So, are you going to tell us what this is? I’ve been keeping an eye on this post, curious about what in the hell this is…
I *could* tell you now, but that’s no fun. I like the guesses, especially the more creative ones.
Good god, just tell them already before this post disappears off of your front page.
Are you going to tell us? Pleeeeeeeese!
The answer is… jalapeño cornbread. See? I told you it wasn’t hard to figure out.
But seriously, have you ever seen such miserable looking cornbread?
Actually I think it looks good. Did it sit like a brick?
It really wasn’t THAT bad. Basically, my error was using masa flour instead of cornmeal (I had it lying around so I wanted to use it). It ended up being very dense, but tasted OK.