I didn’t post a lot of content last week; so I thought I’d go a little nuts and return to my new wellspring of fun times: chatroulette! This time around, I encountered many teenagers, a mixed bag of disturbing images, and of course, some human anatomy. So, you know, the usual.
Pics after the jump.
Three teens just hangin’ out, checkin’ out the ‘roulette. Afterwards, they surely had a threesome.
Ah, the holy grail. A person napping on chatroulette while her cruel friend broadcasts it for the world to see.
Clearly I am game for some pranks.
So is the friend.
The friend warns me to be patient.
Man, I love this crap.
Ah, the old “I’m pretending to itch my friend’s lips, but I’m really not” gag.
I don’t know what’s happening here, but this girl is doing something to her friend’s face. I totally approve.
Thumbs up. I guess that means the fun is over. Moving on…
The Simpsons. A bit odd.
These women seem somewhat amused to see me, but chances are they’re just waiting to find someone with a webcam showing Cougar Town.
Groovy dude. Two stoners playing guitar!
This was sort of like watching The Muppet Show come to life.
Someone doing pushups against their desk. Because if there’s one thing Chatroulette screams, it’s physical fitness.
I’m starting to feel like the only person over the age of 20 on this site.
I’m not sure what this is. I just see a hand flapping back and forth.
Ahhhh… an iPod commercial parody. Cool… I guess?
Random hipsters. Little do they realize they are interfacing with a DAVE MATTHEWS FAN. Had I told them, they might have fainted from disdain right on the spot.
A fleeting torso.
Two Asian girls seem a bit perplexed by me.
They suddenly seem bemused. Probably because I’m the first person they’ve encountered that hasn’t been a sexual predator. Go me!
As such, they engage in me in a dialogue.
It’s quite a fascinating exchange.
Guess who’s the funniest guy on Chatroulette? THIS GUY!!!”
Things get a bit heated. It’s time to go.
Fortuitously, I stumble across this most important poll.
Sadly, this is not the most disturbing image of the night. That honor belongs to the next guy:
This young man launches QUITE the charm offensive.
I don’t know what’s scarier: the knife, the maniacal grin, the lack of a shirt, or the general disavowal of personal hygiene.
Now this is uncomfortable.
And of course, PEEN.
And then suddenly, a surprise twist!!!!
So, I just happened to be sitting here watching last week’s episode about Facebook and Chatroulette when I was reading this post. In the immortal words of Cartman, “This is the way the world works. If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.”
Words to live by.
Oops–last week’s episode of South Park, rather. That was an important omission.
once again… seriosly LOL! so that’s where the murders are hanging out…
you really need to pick up your room before you do this again, we are paying attention to these things, sadly.
okay.should of done spell check. two words…pinot grigio.
Once again you’ve been more entertaining than actually using Chatroulette. I hope more will be coming.
It would be interesting if one day you actually see someone you know!
Is there a way for you to press “like” or “dislike” because obviously three people did it to you! You should do it too.