For the first time ever, I decided to log onto Chatroulette, the current Internet sensation that randomly pairs webcam users together for what will hopefully be a moment of divine kismet (but usually turns out to be one person inevitably staring at a penis). I didn’t know what to expect upon signing on, but I can assure you it was strange, amusing, and yes, occasionally fraught with penises. A full tour of my first experience after the jump.
Waiting for the fun to begin. This black screen was the first of many.
An inauspicious start.
Not an enlightening interaction. However, I do like the juxtaposition of Mr. Potatohead with breasts and French nationalism.
Ooooh, a dramatic lady. Perhaps a latter day Willa Cather.
Casual crotch action. Nothing x-rated, but nothing particularly worth viewing either.
PENIS! Oh wait, it’s just the guy’s hand. Either way, this moment feels a tad creepy.
I’m not sure this gentleman is terribly excited to see me. The feeling is mutual.
Black screen AGAIN.
In a rare moment of friendliness, I offer up a warm wave to some bored girls. They wave back. We’re now besties.
The girls then shove their feet in the camera and cackle at me. Whatevs! We’re through!
I get the feeling I’m being mocked. I base this on the fact that these guys are pointing at me and laughing.
Clearly, the height of charm.
Note my dismay when the “next” function inexplicably fails to register quickly enough.
I can’t help feeling silently judged as this fey young man stares at me with a cigarette betwixt his fingers. Of course, I’m silently judging him too; so I suppose turnabout it fair play.
Clearly this guy is NOT a fan.
Not sure if this is a reed or a hookah. Either way, it perturbs me.
Am I really watching a guy drink from a glass? Yes. Yes, I am. (I’m also appreciating the random ascension of flowers on the wall.)
HOLY CRAP SHE’S ON THE CEILING!!!!
My attempt to understand her upside-down world.
Note our stimulating discussion.
One of many abstract images on Chatroulette.
I fear I may have just interrupted a private moment. He looks just as startled as I do.
I don’t even know.
A few frat boys giggling away. They soon impart a special message:
I guess they must get that a lot.
A random arm.
I attempt to inspire motion in the arm, but it’s a fail. And yes, having someone NOT wave back is just as embarrassing on the Internet as it is in real life.
A chance encounter with hooded apathy.
And finally: penis.
This had me almost rolling on the floor … Seems like it would be more fun to try with a friend in tow? Thanks for sharing your experience.
The out-of-context Twitter post “@bsideblog Aaaand I finally saw a penis,” was brilliant.
oh man, that was hilarious! please update us if you attempt another round.
love love love
always good for a laugh B!
your facial expressions are awesome
btw you are looking pretty hot in the first pic – blue is good color on you. LATER
That was hilarious.
I like any post that talks about penis and shows us Bsides bedroom…
That was more entertaining than actually using Chatroulette!
HAHAHAHHH CACKLE! My stomach still aches from laughing at your facial expressions. Love it!
I concur – blue’s a good color for ya… and the 2-day stubble… GRRRROWL!
WIN, WIN, WIN!! Loved this. Thanks, haven’t laughed this much in quite a while. I love how you are able to convey disdain, disappointment, insecurity and hope with just one single expression. Yes, please do post your next attempt.
Jeez B, you could have tidied up a little. lol.
BTW, Ceiling girl is hot. You should have whipped out your penis for that one.
Thanks for sacrificing your dignity for the greater good – making us laugh.
I heard about this chatroulette, and didn’t know anyone that tried it! Holy hell, that was interesting.
Thanks for the laughs.
I kinda like the juxtaposition of the cool reflection of your bed next to the hawtness of you. Subtle.
hb
They should rename it mostlyguyroulette.
No, they should call it “whatwasIthinking roulette”.
Thanks b-side. Once again I get to experience something vicariously through you. Most of the time its so much better than trying it myself. :p
Loved it! That made me laugh as much as the BB recaps. Thanks for checking it out, now do it again so I can laugh some more.
Too funny!!