With thirty-four thousand contestants still left on Survivor: Samoa, Mark Burnett & co. decided to speed things along last night and axe not one but two players over the course of the hour. Yes, there were two Tribal Councils, and while such a double-header of ejection is usually awesome, I have to admit that it wasn’t quite as exciting as previous episodes. Then again, we’ve been on a run of absolutely stellar gameplay; so I suppose the bar has been raised perhaps unrealistically high. And one can’t overlook the entertainment value in seeing Dave’s full mane of hair. A thing of beauty it was. Pure beauty.
Nevertheless, photocap after the jump. Enjoy…
“Hmmm… I wonder if I should ruin everything by spilling the beans about Mick and Russell’s real life jobs. Couldn’t hurt”
“Man, I love the taste of my own urine.”
“Hey, um, I’m trying to take a bath in the base of this tree; so you mind moving your cameras? Thanks.”
“I really wish this was human blood.”
“Would anyone mind if I sang some Sarah McLachlan right now? Anyone?”
“‘In the aaaarms of the angel… fly awaaaaay from here…’ Anyone?”
“‘SweeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeet surreennnnnder.’ No? That’s a classic!”
“I just farted on Mick.”
Mick: “She certainly did.”
“By the power vested in me, Dr. MICK TRIMMING, I command this ball to roll a strike. ROLL, INFERNAL BALL! ROLL!”
“Hey Jeff, if I roll a strike, do I get to see some chil’run?”
Dave: “Oh man, this is gonna taste so good once I get it out…”
“I’m just warning you, Russell. You do not want me to bust out my Andie MacDowell hair, bro. You do NOT.”
“Can someone pick me up? I seem to have lost all muscle tissue in my arms.”
“Everyone take a good look at this hotness. You really want to vote it out? Do you?”
“Hey, my name’s Erik, and I wear douchey t-shirts! I guess my judgment’s impaired on account of all my STDs.” (I totally got him!!!!)
“I swear to God, if they vote me off, they will see the full WRATH of my Andie MacDowell hair!”
“People don’t seem to realize that when I bust out the Andie MacDowell hair, shit goes DOWN!”
“Well then. Looks like these people have a date with my ANDIE MACDOWELL HAIR!”
“I hope no one minds that I’m peeing right here in the middle of camp.”
“Me MONICA. ME want COCONUT.”
“So… who wants to do a threesome?”
“Damn, I nailed that snake story.”
“Hi America. My name is Brett. I’m on this show too.”
Probst: “Hey, who is this guy? I thought he was my assistant. Can assistants play for immunity? I’m so confused.”
“I gotta dry out my bathing suit. Just washed it on account of all the blood I got on it — you know, from when I gutted the warthog last night before bed.”
Russell: “Did you tell them about my job?”
Natalie: “Me? No! I was out stabbing hobos! Don’t you remember?”
“Like what you see?”
“Hey, who’s that over there? Amy Grant?”
“No, it is I — Dave Ball. And this is my Andie MacDowell hair.”
Shambo: “That’s not Dave Ball. It’s Melinda Kanakaredes from CSI: NY!!“
Monica: “No, it’s pre-dreadlock Vanessa from season one of Gossip Girl!”
Russell: “You’re both wrong. It’s Rowlf from The Muppets.”
“It’s Andie MacDowell people. My hair is ANDIE MOTHERFUCKIN’ MACDOWELL!”
“Hahaha… I’m AWFUL.”
“Isn’t genocide the BEST?”
“My lady waffles are THIS big!”
Mick: “Could somebody tell Monica to stop singing ‘Swing Low Sweet Chariot’?”
“I made this necklace from chewed up Doublemint gum!”
Laura: “I don’t know what’s over there, but I don’t like it. I don’t like it ONE BIT!”
And just for shits and giggles:
Mick and I doing the Dr. MICK TRIMMING eyes!
(More details on that in a bit)
What did you think about the episode? Excited for the last two episodes? Will Russell’s reign ever come to an end or is he going all the way?
My hair is ANDIE MOTHERFUCKIN’ MACDOWELL LMAO!!!!
Who would have believed that Dave’s hair could out do Shambo’s.?!
It’s that small comb over patch that seems to be an island unattached to any of his other hair that fascinates me.
Russhole’s freak out was fun. I love when he gets pushed off his game and acts just like the ones he makes fun of.
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That last picture looks like a frame from a Roger Corman movie!
OMG- BEN, SOOOOO funny, all of the captions, but I just literally laughed out loud at the assistant comment. HAHAHAHAHAHA. The best- Elle
I thought the same exact thing about Brett!
Also, now I’m rooting for Russell. How the hell that happened, I’m still confused about.
Dave’s ponderosa video is a classic this week, the man can dance.
I can’t believe they missed the chance to auf Russell, but I guess it sets up a better blindside later.
lady waffles!!!
Im glad that they didnt let Bret speak for the whole season. He bores me to tears. Im glad Foa Foa are sticking to their guns. I’m rooting for Natalie and Jaison.
I hope the rumors are true and next season is the next All stars season with King Russell. Richard Hatch needs to be on it again also. Did he burn his bridge with CBS on that whole tax evasion thingy? I think he claimed CBS would pay his taxes if he kept his mouth shut on the show being rigged. I love the Hatch.
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