And the amazing season that is Survivor: Samoa continues. This latest episode could not live up to the insanity that was Laura’s departure, but once again, we were left with a nail-biter. I can only imagine the crazy ways in which this season is gonna shake out over the next two weeks. Since it’s late though, I’m gonna skip the analysis and just go directly to the photocap, which is conveniently posted just after the jump!
“Don’t mind me. I just really love Home Alone. AND Edvard Munch. It’s a win-win for me. Carry on.”
“An auction, eh? Well, I’ll bid three haypennies and a quid for the lady’s hand in marriage, I say!”
“This shower is divine! It reminds me of the time I stabbed that immigrant behind the 7 Eleven. Man, did I need a shower after that! LOLOLOLOL!!!”
Jeff: “I’m gonna screw you over so badly with this pie deal. LOLOLOLOL!!!”
“I have to choose between pie for me OR the tribe? I’m not falling for that trap, Probst. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!”
“You all aren’t going to vote me out over a slice of pie, are you? That would be the silliest thing ever! LOLOLOLOL!!”
“Take that pie for yourself, and you are done, motherfucker. LOLOLOLOL!!”
“Believe it or not, I am capable of smiling.”
“OMG. I just smiled.”
“I farted.”
“Hey chickee chicks. Just wanted to say we have to eat you for lunch today, and I carry a heavy heart about it. Sorry, buddy.”
“They’re gonna eat me for lunch? FINALLY. I would rather die than listen to this crazy bitch talk to me again.”
“Shhh! Shhhh! I’m having a clairvoyant moment. My brain is telling me that tonight… someone… will… be… voted… OFF THE ISLAND!!! Does my power know no bounds???”
“I sense it, my friends. A tempest is nigh!!!”
“A tempest?!?!! Oh BROTHER!”
“I’m gonna stand here and just let you soak this in for a moment. Just soak it in… Now who wants to DO me?”
Shambo down!
“Take a good look, boys. It’s ripe for the taking!”
“I’d like to state that for the record, I enjoy cabbage. Just putting it out there.”
Erik: “Hey check it out. I’m a British scullery maid: ‘Allo! would you like another crumpet, guvnah? Teeheeheeeheee!'”
Laura: “I’m not amused.”
“Would anyone care for some coffee? Jeff? Coffee? Anyone?”
“I wonder if anyone even realizes I’m here. Naaah.”
“By the power vested in me, Dr. MICK Trimming, I command you to begin the voting process! I COMMAND YOU!”
“I will not stop staring at Jeff’s podium until it bursts into flames through the power of my DREAMINESS!”
“A vote for me? Did you read that correctly, Jeff?”
“Wait, two votes for me? That doesn’t make sense.”
“Oh wait. I’m being blindsided, aren’t I?”
“Shit.”
“Shit.”
“I did not see THIS coming in my otherwise accurate and clairvoyant dream.”
“You guys are CRAY CRAY!”
“Another blindside! OH BROTHER!!!”
“I wonder who did this to me.”
“I wonder who did this to me.”
“Not it.”
“I’m not even on the show!”
What did you think about the episode?
Yea seriously… I have no idea what that guy’s name is in the last photo.
Seasonal broken record here. The women on this show always look so AWFUL when they get voted out. What the frig? Do they have a jobs program for beauty school drop-outs in Ponderosa? Laura looks ridiculous. RIDICULOUS.
I hope Shambo takes out Russhole.
Probst is still a dick.
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I’m still LOL’ing about ‘cray cray’ 24 hours later. this recap is hilarious…
Everytime they show that dude in the last picture on the show, I’m all, where’d he come from? I keep forgetting about him.
Great photocap. I think you’ve really grasped Jaison’s personality. Or the lack there of.
The fact that you used “cray cray” makes me love you even more.
Brett is destined to be a non-entity finalist like we have so often on Big Brother (Adam, Ryan, Kevin, Maggie). I’ve not watcher Survivor since the very first season, but based on your praises, I’ve tuned in to the most recent episodes. This show has evolved, while Big Brother couldnt be more stale if it tried. But the guy at the end of this recap – Brett, is it? – I’ve never even heard talk. They’d better watch it that he doesnt slip thru to the end.
I love Brett. He is the most awesome player!!! I only say this because each week in our Survivor pool, I pick him not to talk or give a camera interview–I’ve been getting 24 points each week for him being quiet.
That pic of Laura at TC reminds me of my dislike for her and why I dislike her. She wasn’t a nice person, not that you need to be nice to win, but you do need to interact with people and try to make alliances. She pissed off the wrong person when she dissed Shambo and then won a bunch of contests. She got that dreaded “I’m so awesome” cocky complex that most people get right before they get blindsided.
Who is that Brett guy anyway?
One of the crew that keeps getting in the shot?