Okay, I’m not gonna write a whole big thing today about Big Brother except to say that it looks like Jeff’s hours are numbered, and Natalie is getting entirely too close to the big prize for it to be cool. The bratty girl has been getting on my every last nerve, and for those of you who don’t follow the live feeds, there are plenty of annoying things she does that never make it to air. For instance, yesterday — did you know that she was cutting her nails in bed, and when she was done, she swept her clippings onto the floor and left them there? Or how about this: she’s been caught by the cameras (and by Kevin at least once) cheating in pool. She either sticks her hands in the pockets to keep the balls from going in, or when no one’s looking, she’s been caught removing balls entirely from the table. It’s so small and petty, and yet it totally speaks to her awful, awful character. This girl has got to go. And Kevin hopefully will follow right behind her (but unlikely). The kid whines so much, but that’s not all. This week he’s taken to bleating “I’m scared!!” at seemingly every opportunity he can get. Maybe I’m just cranky from my plague, but I can’t deal anymore. Le sigh.
Pictures after the jump….
“I haven’t been this off balance since I got wasted during Hell Week for my sorority… that I never joined on account of me having just graduated high school three months ago, WHICH I DID!”
“You guuuuuyyyys, this letter from home is really saaaaaaad!”
Jeff: “But you haven’t started reading it yet.”
“I know. I’m scaaaaaaaaared.”
“OMG! IS THAT A SHOWER HEAD???”
“AND SOAP???”
“KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!”
“OMG, you guyyyyys. I’m scaaaaared!!! Maybe I should put my hands on my face.”
“That’s better.”
“Oooh. This is like how I met my boyfriend.”
“OMG!! I’M BEING MURDERED!!! Oh wait. Someone just grabbed my arm. You guuuuuuuyyyyys. Someone grabbed my aaaaaarm!”
“You guuuuuys, this isn’t good for my posture. Am I gonna get scoliosis? I’m scaaaaared!”
“Wow! Money falling from the sky! I never seen this in all my life! And to be specific, that is a timeframe that spans eighteen years, not twenty-four. I mean, clearly it would be eighteen on account of me just being eighteen years old, WHICH I AM.”
“I’m gonna take all this money and buy myself a Not Shower with it!”
Jeff: “Why you creeping on me?”
“I just find that as an impressionable youth, I need role models, and as a result I’ve latched onto you Jeff because you seem like an appropriate mentor to someone like me — an eighteen year old girl, WHICH I AM.”
“You guuuuys, aliens are scary! I don’t want to be abducted! You guyyyyyyys! I’m scaaaaaared!”
“Wow, I never seen an alien look like that! Not even when I took astronomy in college, WHICH I never took on account of me just having graduated high school three months ago, WHICH I DID!”
“Stay away from me, Harriet from Small Wonder.”
“Jeff, without you, how am I gonna know what time it is??”
“WIthout Jeff, three halves of this house will feel empty now.”
Smell ya later Jeff!
Loved it! LMAO!!!
Captions are great.
Natalie is vile. She has also cheated at Chess and Kevin has caught her but of course she denies it.
The show also cut out showing that after she found Kevin locked in the room and knew she had to get a key she lied to Jeff who had sensed something fishy was going on. She told him the HoH room was locked so she could have more time to collect money and screw Kevin out of getting more.
She spends all her time coming up with ways to fuck with the other hg’s — and not to advance her game, but just to be mean. She thrives on it. She talked about “raping” Jeff out of his Hawaiian vacation by getting him to give it to her in exchange for her vote — and then she would fuck her and vote him out anyway, And she will never get how disgusting she is.
Our only hope lies in Wishy Washy Michelle and Sweet Clueless Jordan.
hb
RIP Jeff. And by RIP I mean Rest In my Pants! (Holla Copygodd!)
My oh my, how quickly the tables turn. Three weeks ago, he was the fan favorite. Now everyone’s down on poor Jeff. It reminds me a little of Kaysargate and the whole finger off the button thing.
I didn’t know Natalie was cheating while playing pool. From what I have read, it sounds like she actually gets off on lying. She seems to be addicted to it, and continues to take it to the next level. It seems like the more dishonest and unnecessarily vicious she is, the more excited she gets. I can’t wait until they find out what a lying, little cockroach she is.
Great photo-cap! Hope you’re feeling better!
Don’t care who wins; just want that Gnat-bitchiness gone. Please let there be another unexpected so she gets kicked out the door with no chance for lies and manipulation.
“OMG! IS THAT A SHOWER HEAD???”
Heeelarious.
Yes, Natalie is all about torturing others. Kevin is right there with her. They got win last night, and just so Jeff couldn’t have extra wine, Kevin took a glass, filled it to the top and emptied it in the toilet. Just to deprive Jeff of having extra wine.
It’s vile.
I really hope they get a bad edit tonight.
I dislike Natalie for all the above mentioned reasons, and now only Kevin is there to keep her company, how do you think he will feel about her once he finds out she got him an extra day of slop for eating a grape!!
WAKE UP KEVIN, SHE IS NOT TAKING YOU TO THE F2 SHE IS TAKING YOU NOWHERE! He is so worried about making a Marcellus mistake, that he already made it by not getting her out! When it is down to 5 HG left they you start playing for you
I want someone in the house TO PRANK HER GOOD, like collect all the dead bugs that they can FIND and put them in her bed! Or start dropping them in her glass, or any where near her, she will freak. It would be as funny as watching her slip and fall last week during the HOH
Jeff has a nice place to land, my house. He is my favorite and you all can eat worms.
Jeff can come to my house anytime he wants. I actually don’t live too far from him either — makes it a lot easier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPOILER IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THURS NIGHT EP!
I kept hoping and hoping that tonight’s HOH comp would be a giant bug competition just to fuck with her. _sigh_ not to be. I’ve been having the BB blues ever since Lydia left – it should’ve been that NataLIE. This may have just turned me off for good.
The only thing I can hope for now is all the hatred that NataLIE and Kevin will face once they get out into the world. Wasn’t it Maggie who became a hermit.
By the way where has Chima been since all of her outrage against BB?
“OMG! IS THAT A SHOWER HEAD???”
This made me laugh so hard.
Great photocap!
Feel better soon, B!
My favorite line of the week: “Why you creeping on me?” Seeing it in the photocap just cracked me up all over again. Which basically means I probably need to go out and find a life somewhere.
Natalie is just too awful for words. I agree with derder, she gets off on making other people miserable. She needs to go. I liked Kevin for a while, but since he has started acting just like Natalie, I wouldn’t mind seeing them go out the door together.
It is a sad sad day when we are pinning our hopes on two people like Michele and Jordan for vindication. Loved the recap, B!!
Please get better Bside, don’t let peeps pressure you to work, you need to rest so you can fully recover then we can have the healthy you back! Sorry people only think of themselves!
Could you get rid of that vertical ad box that covers the right side half the captions? Or maybe just scoot it over a tad? Or maybe adjust your hilarous captions so we can read all of them?
Thanks.