Recently, The Real Housewives of New York City gathered for an Entertainment Weekly photo shoot where the theme was “food fight.” As you can imagine, plenty of flour, pie, and other assorted kitchen items were hurled with plenty of gusto and aplomb. EW graciously captured all the excitement on video, but being the bastards they are, they’re refusing to allow other sites to embed it. Sigh.
Nevertheless, I took some screencaps from the video and have posted them after the jump, as well as a link to the aforementioned video.
“A food fight??? Not at the Cancer Society! NOT AT THE CANCER SOCIETY!!!!”
“My precious!!!!”
“Jill, you’re lucky you’re not Kelly Bensimon. Otherwise this wouldn’t be a pie. It would be my goddamn fist.”
“I refuse to put my name on this food fight. They’re down here, and I’m up here. And one more thing, I don’t know who I’m talking to, but whoever it is  you’re being inappropriate.”
“My mother said you should always have your own bucket of flour to throw at people because you never want to be dependent on anyone else’s bucket of flour.”
Bethenny: “If you don’t buy my book, I will MURDER Alex right now!!!”
Jill: “We’ll wrap her dead body in ZAAAARIN FAAAABRICS!”
Ramona: “DEATH TO TOPLESS PHOTOS!!!!”
Alex: “Okay, seriously guys. I’m seeing stars.”
Ramona: “DIE, BITCH, DIE!!!”
To check out the video, click here.