Christmas came late this year as MTV launched two must-see shows Monday night: The City (more on that in another post) and Bromance  the latter show being so awful and full of unbridled homoerotic preening that it just can’t be missed. To be honest, I wasn’t going to watch much of Bromance. I thought I’d sample the first episode and then move on with my life. After all, there’s only so much whining from Brody one person can take (and at an hour a pop, Bromance promised to test my patience). The good news is that given his set of minions to control, Brody is much less of a bitch and can even be, dare I say it, affable. I mean, he’s still a douche. But maybe a nice douche? Gosh, what are these words I’m saying? Is it possible I’m developing bromantic feelings for the Jenner spawn?
Probably not. Nevertheless, the premiere episode had many moments of unintentional hilarity â€â€Ã‚ from the way the wannabes gush about Brody as if he’s a demigod to the sudsy elimination ceremony which takes place in a hot tub, of all places. I know this show must be taken with a grain of salt, and clearly, there’s some winking at the audience by producer Ryan Seacrest (never one to shy away from homoerotic material), but the tub was simply too ridiculous. Even better was how Brody excused all the “safe” dudes from the hot tub, but then after the eliminated douche was sent packing, The Brodester looked at all the other supplicants, now back in their shirts and shorts, and with a warm smile and forthcoming wave, implored them to get back in. Just like that, the shirts were doffed and all the guys hopped eagerly back in the tub where a frenzied orgy of platonic (but not really) man-on-man action went down. Why isn’t this show on Bravo?
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