I continue to be bored; so I continue to do photocaps today. This one comes from last night’s Top Design, which featured a “design triathlon,” an event surprisingly engaging considering how silly it sounded. Designers needed to redo a chair, set a table, and dress a set for a photoshoot. Flustered eye-rolling ensued.
I personally was happy to see the designers do some solo work, but at the end of the day, the real caché of this episode was Kelly Wurstler, who dazzled all with her rambunctious costumes and gravity-defying hair. I guess pompadours are back. Either that, or she’s gearing up for some ill-advised Shear Genius crossover.
Photocap after the jump…
“Ugh, this is heavy. I sure wish there were a man around to help me… like my husband, RICK SCHRODER.”
“You know, I live on a farm. I rarely have to use a ladder. In fact, the only one who ever gets on one is my husband, RICK SCHRODER.”
“I think for my photoshoot, I’ll go with a futuristic Bladerunner motif again. So you know, lots of ornate Rococo touches and 18th century references.”
“I just love a well-executed lattice work. And so does my husband, RICK SCHRODER.”
“So would anyone mind if I just took a dump right here?”
“Todd, I take umbrage in your perpendicular contrast to my walls. My grandmother would not approve.”
“Who doesn’t love a birdbath? You know, aside from my husband, RICK SCHRODER.”
“My grandmother loves stripes. We call her Stripey. When we have Mother’s Day brunch with her in Napa, we call it Brunch with Stripey!”
“Bitch.”
“Kelly, I can’t live with your hair. YOU’RE GOING HOME!”
“Even I’m bored by me.”
“Jonathan, as my father Lord David Hicks once said, we can’t live with your sweater. YOU’RE GOING HOME!”
And because it needs to be seen again: