I was more than pleased with the outcome of last night’s Project Runway finale. I won’t spoil it here in case you haven’t watched it yet, but be warned, the following photocap does reveal the winner.
So what else is there to say? The season is over, and now we have to wait until January for the next run. Will it be on Lifetime? NBC? Who knows. I’m excited for it.
“I’m so proud of Korto! I wish I could make her a pantsuit RIGHT THIS INSTANT.”
“I don’t know why everyone keeps saying this dress looks like spinach. I liiiike spinach!”
“How awful is Kenley?”
“Hey y’all! After-party at my place. Must dress like a hobo pirate to get in, and def def def show some clavicle!”
“Wait a second. This isn’t my child…”
“It’s a shame my good friend Gail Simmons wasn’t allowed to sit up here on the runway. Luckily, I heard the sixteenth row has quite the view, and besides, this way she can eat all the candy she wants without it being on camera. She told me she was sneaking in some Mars Bars, bless her heart.”
“Where’s Jamie Fox? He needs to meet his child.”
“Listen, I’m sorry I’m a copycat, but when you live on a tugboat, you don’t get many fashion magazines, okay?”
“No, no, no way. No, no, no, no way I’m leaving this runway! I’m stayin. I’m stayin’!!!”
“I won? Wow. I’m so excited I could let out a very understated noise!”
“Leanne, get a hold of yourself! I don’t want to have to have Seal come out here and slap you upside the head.”
“Well, Heidi, this certainly is an ebullient moment, isn’t it?”
“There seems to be a high level of Sturm und Drang about this dance.”
“Smell ya later!”
I was happy with the outcome, although the whole season was a little weak.
I’m so glad Kenley was first auf’d.
So Jerrell did show? I’m so confused.
Jzip: Jerrell showed along with Suede, the not gay guy and some others because fashion week fell during the middle of the season. So, to not let the cat out of the bag ahead of programming, they let all the last few auf’d designers show as well.
Heidi and Tim are such a great couple of human beings. Now that Leanne won she can wash her hair.
When I saw Heidi and TimGunn dancing all I hear in my head was “Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance.”
Auf Wiedersehen!
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Leanne needs to not only wash her hair, but cut it off too! It was driving me crazy to watch her!
Am I the only one who wants to sing ‘Jesus Christ, superstar’ when Jerrell shows up? He looks like Judas … yet that head thing he wore in on show looked a hell of a lot like a crown of thorns …
Of course Kenley loves spinach. Her father is obviously Popeye the Sailor Man, tugboat and all.
I liked Korto’s collection so much more than Leanne’s. And why are all of the clothes Leanne wears the color of gravy? Is it to tone down her OUTRAGEOUS personality? Blah-dy blah-derson.
Well, at least we won’t have to look at Kenley’s (who, of course I called Kuntley all season)annoying mouth and listen to her horrible whine anymore. Tug boat my ass. No seriously, tug boat it. (I don’t know what that means.)
Oh B-Side, I so look forward to next month’s new Top Chef season when we’ll hopefully be treated to more Padma/Gail references. Thanks for the tidbit on here.
There was a very short span where I almost felt sorry for Kenly. Like she didn’t relize how awful she was and no one told her. But after she said that she should have changed her attitude when Tim was the sub judge, it made me realize that she knows she is a bitch. Glad she came in third. I loved both Kortos and Leanimal’s collection. It could have gone either way.
LOL at the Jamie Foxx comment – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! It was only fate I finally watched DREAMGIRLS last night so I can truly appreciate that one photocap! Good job, B-Side!
Personally, I don’t think Kenley should’ve made it even halfway – let alone to the final three. I almost didn’t watch the finale once she was in the final three – I only watched once I learned she DIDN’T win. How do TWO of her FINALE designs look like knock-offs??? ugh
the models in project runway are very beautiful and skinny ;.;