Free Lunch, Courtesy Of B-Side Blog and Sonic!

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Avid followers of The Hills may notice Sonic’s various parody ads scattered throughout the telecast on a weekly basis. This is all part of the fast food chain’s serialized spoof, titled The Stalls, and in an effort to promote both the ad campaign and their restaurants, the good people of Sonic have sent me a $25 gift certificate for use at my discretion. But not only that, they’ve included a second $25 gift certificate to give away to my readers. Well, if there’s anything I like more than free food, it’s giving away free food (except to doe-eyed orphans. Why they gotta be so needy, yo?).
So here’s how this will work. If you want the gift certificate, write in with a heartfelt plea, and whoever makes the best case for themselves will win it. Be advised that I may publish your email.
Now, for no reason other than me being bored, please enjoy several photos from The Hills, photoshopped to include milkshakes.

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11 replies on “Free Lunch, Courtesy Of B-Side Blog and Sonic!”

  1. i like their commericals.
    i like zoobabe’s entry.
    i hear her simians like sonic too.
    hb

  2. Seriously?! Just because your blog is hilarious and I come back 150 times a day to see if you have updated? (Does flattery automatically cause me to win?)
    How about a tragic story to win over your heart? Even more pitiful than crumb munching orphans!
    I’m from Upstate NY and we dont even have a Sonic nearby, but Sonic has spent the last few years showing delicious commercials and making me want to go on a road trip purely for a drink and hamburger!
    But I’ve since moved, and now I’m much closer to a Sonic, but too cheap to drive an hour for fast food if I’ve got to pay for it. So Ive never experienced the joy that is Sonic.
    So I should get it. The end! Disable comments!
    PS. Since you clearly have an in with the almighty Sonic-ites, maybe you could tell them to stop wasting money torturing upstate NY. Give them my name, tell them all surplus profits from this suggestion should be sent directly to me! Thanks!

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