Recently, my friend IndianJones and I dropped by local watering hole Cabo Cantina for a few beers and encountered that most glorious of Los Angeles events: the child star sighting! I quickly whipped out my camera and very subtly snapped a few shots. Only one turned out well though.
So who was the mystery man? Answer after the jump…
Why, it’s was none other than Bud Bundy himself: David Faustino! Looking a bit weathered, the former cast member of Married With Children seemed to be holding court with an affable group of people. I made sure to camouflage my shutterbug antics by pretending to take a picture of IndianJones. Here’s an expanded view:
At one point I joked that we should start singing the theme song to Married with Children, but we both agreed that would be entirely too douchey/stupid. Sadly, the douchey/stupid guys next to us didn’t have the same sense of self-awareness, and literally a minute later, they all started belting out those familiar words  “Love and marriage, love and marriage…”  at the top of their lungs. I actually felt bad for David Faustino. But not bad enough. I snapped about ten more unsuccessful photos before true shame set in and I retired my paparazzo impulses for the day.