As I was toiling around the Internet the other day, I came across this severe photo of Cindy McCain (are there any other type?) and a thought occurred to me: if everyone had a pocket-sized version of this pic, we could have a utopian society. Think about it. Any moment you’re contemplating cheating, slacking off, or being disrespectful, one look at this photo will completely change your mind. Sounds crazy, but it’s true. Cindy’s face is so harsh and judgmental, it’s almost as if she’s asking you  and only you  “OH REALLY?” How can one transgress in the presence of such matronly disdain?
Examples after the jump.
I know this concept is a bit strange to most of you; so here are some examples of what I’m talking about. Take, for instance, me on a typical day. Watch the way Cindy keeps me on the straight and narrow:
“Man, I’m just going to sit back and spend my day watching TV. That’s right, nothing but mindless entertainment for hours on end.”
“EXCUSE ME?”
“No! No! I mean… I’m gonna go be an active member of society!!!”
“That’s what I thought you said…”
“Oh yes. But before I do that, I’m gonna have this candy bar. Mmmm… candy. That’s all I’m gonna eat from now on.”
“Candy?”
“No. I mean, I’m not going to eat candy. Because it’s terrible. And should be banished. I’m so sorry. I’ll only eat healthy, well-balanced meals! I SWEAR!”
“We’ll see about that.”
“Guess who’s gettin’ wasted this afternoon? BOOYA!!!”
“Oh really?”
“I’LL NEVER DRINK AGAIN, CINDY MCCAIN! Just please… please forgive me!”
“That’s to be earned.”
“You know what would be fun? Robbing a bank. Yeah, I’m gonna rob a bank. And then kill some puppies.”
“Don’t fuck with me.”
“What? Robbing banks? That’s outrageous! Obviously I would never suggest… that… ever… Is it hot in here?”
So as you can see, the mere thought of Cindy McCain is enough to scare the shit out of anyone even toying with the idea of doing something bad. She’s not to be messed with, people.