As usual, CBS waited four days after the live eviction episode of Big Brother to post the latest screen caps from the show, which explains why this photocap is so late. Gosh, I hardly even remember what happened on Wednesday. Let’s see… Brian was evicted, but not before putting on a funny puppet show; Jesse and Renny bickered on live TV; oh, and Keesha and April fought like two rabid kittens. Unfortunately, CBS highly edited the confrontation, but anyone who watched Big Brother: After Dark Tuesday night saw the whole thing unfold in all its glory. And let me tell you, it was glorious, especially since the entire thing all came down to a misunderstanding over an enema. That’s right  the reason why April was so mad at Keesha was because after Keesha chatted privately with Angie, she then approached Jerry about an enema. April, however, assumed that Angie had turned Keesha, and Keesha was now going to report to Jerry that she was now pro-Brian. After all, why wouldn’t Keesha come DIRECTLY to Libra and April after talking with Angie? And so the fight was born. I love this show.
“Leaves, you’re my only friends.”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle a slow and steady make-out timetable.”
“Do you think there’s any way we can make Libra platinum blonde and white? Because that would really firm up our alliance.”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle a bowl of cereal!”
“After ‘Operation: Sock Puppet,’ they’ll never want to vote me out. NEVER!”
So… is Julie Chen Indian now?
“Good work, us.“
“I’d like to see the liberals have as much fun as that.”
“They should just rename me Jim FUCKIN Henson.”
“The puppet show was really fantastic; although, it still couldn’t dispel the enormous sadness behind my eyes.”
April: “Did you see Keesha? She totally flipped on us! And I base that on light to no circumstantial evidence!”
Ollie: “I have no idea who this woman is and have not been hooking up with her. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Get me out of here.”
“I want another puppet show, dammit! Just give me that!!”
“I gotta admit, Jerry. ‘Operation: Sock Puppet’ worked out perfectly. It’s almost as if you could call me a puppet… maestro? Puppet czar? Master of puppets? I can’t think of the word, but you know what I mean.”
“MARY! ST. JOSEPH!!! You can’t tawk like that! What goin’ awn???”
“It’s 2008? I thawt it was 1924! My mind was locked in the time period. MARY! ST. JOSEPH!!! IT’S LOCKED!!!!”
“Why, yes, Julie. I am caught up on Oprah’s book club. Thanks for asking.”
“Wait, we thought this was Wheel of Fortune.“
“Well, to address Jessie’s comments, I’m not going to give him respect until he gives me respect. So I guess we’re locked. MARY! ST. JOSEPH!!! WE’RE LOCKED!!!!”
“And another thing, SON, you’re an inveterate liah, locked in your ways. MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! HE’S LOCKED!!!!”
“I really hope they give us some of those Buffalo Bill ice cream pops after this. You know, the ones with the bubble gum noses? That would be great.”
“I vote to evict… SLOP.”
“Look at Jerry’s shirt. It’s so awful. I just want to tear it off him and rip it to shreds. I hate it. I HATE IT!!”
“Haha, I just remembered going to the zoo once and seeing a monkey jumping around. Hahaha, that was the best.”
“Wow, my facial hair is HOTT.”
“Once again, you’ve all answered exactly the same. Reset, houseguests, and we’ll move on to question 47.”
