How delighted was I to find Julie Chen greeting us at the beginning of last night’s Big Brother? The last thing I expected was to see her smiling face, but there she was. I should have realized that there’d be an eviction, what with the number of remaining guests left in the house. There was no way to maintain a normal schedule by Sunday’s finale. Well, this accelerated schedule added an extra whiff of excitement to the show, and my only regret was that we didn’t get more jury house action. I’m hoping that tonight’s live show gives us a full update (not to mention some background on Sheila’s home life. We haven’t seen anything about that).
Fun times as always. Here are the pics…
“GOOD LORD! Nominated again! Well, if it’s my time to go, it’s my time to go! That’s for BEEP damn sure!”
“Yew know wut, Sharon? Yew don’t owe me a dry tishew, but ya kinda dew!”
“Yew know wut? If I get tossed out of this game, I’m gonna cry. Cry inside. CRY!!!”
“Bro, there are only two things I don’t trust in this world: interracial dating and you, dude.”
“GOOD LORD, Ryan! I want to BEEP him all the way back to the BOOP he came from!”
“Yew know wut, CBS? You don’t owe me a free refill, but ya kinda dew!”
“Like I always say, if it’s my time to read the bible, then it’s my time to read the bible.”
“Hey bro, look at this Pokémon I found. BALLER’S GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL!!”
“Baller’s got Big She on a chain, bro! GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL, AND I DID!!!”
“Yew know wut? If I have to stay shackled to this frickin idiot any longer, I’m gonna die. Die inside. DIE!!!”
“Ugh. Owwwe Gawhd, ADAM. Yew know wut? Yew know wut? I’m too old for yew. I’m forty-six. KNOW THAT!”
“The way I see it, if it’s my time to sit in this chair, then it’s my time to sit in this chair. (Boop)”
“Hey bro, can you roll me over? I got beached on my bed.”
“Yew know wut, CBS? You didn’t owe me emancipation, but ya kind of did. Thank yew! THANK YEW!!”
“GOOD LORD. This is just beeping up my boop.”
“Yew know wut? This challenge is too confiscated. If I could find the right clue, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!!”
“Beep?”
“Okay, bro, I need you to roll me again. I’m like a turtle on its back, bro.”
“Well, if it’s my time to brush my teeth, it’s my time to brush my teeth.”
“BRO, isn’t it weird that we’re arguing while drinking juice boxes?”
“Julie, that’s an interesting question, and, you know, my feeling is that, you know, when you think about it, you know, it’s like, um, there are a lot of, you know, possibilities, and, you know, like I was saying, you know, to my bro, you know, sometimes you just have to, you know, be the, you know, bad guy. You know?”
“WEEEEE!!!! I’M ON THE BLOCK FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW!!! NEW RECORD!!! BEEP BOOP BEEP!!!”
“Yew know wut, Julie? Yew don’t owe me a special Big Brother record also, but ya kinda dew!”
“I just want to say that if it’s my time to go, it’s my time to go.”
“Yew know wut? If she doesn’t frickin stop saying that, I’m gonna slap her upside the head. KNOW THAT!!!”
“Yew know wut, Adam? If you don’t keep me, you’d be a FRICKIN idiot! KNOW THAT!!!”
“Yew know wut, sweater? Yew don’t owe me congratulations, but ya kinda dew!”
“Well, beep boop boop beep beep boop beep boop GOOD LORD boop boop beep.”
“Jacob and I have a very complicated relationship. We have pets together, we have furniture together… OH, and there’s this one pepper mill we have — GOOD LORD! It’s a sore subject.”
“So yes, I would definitely say that I felt very boop to be beeping the boop. But as they say, if it’s my time to beep, then it’s my time to beep.”
“Bro, I think I just peed my pants.”
“Yew know wut, CBS? Yew don’t owe me a real water skiing experience, but ya kinda dew!”
1. Was anyone else completely distracted by Julie Chen’s outfit?
2. What is it with Adam and his baby food and juice boxes???
3. Hey Beep Bop, I guess it was YOUR TIME TO GO! GOOD LORD!
Now if Frickin Sheila goes home tonight, I will be one happy camper. I don’t care that she’s 46 and a single mom, I still don’t think she deserves to win. KNOW THAT!
Every time my husband saw Sharon on tv this week, he was all, “BEEP BOP BOOP!”
I love your photocaps. Know that.
Oh Lord! The Juice Box cap was the best. Know that!
Pokemon balls…beached rye bread…juice boxes!!! This is all too funny. It almost makes me sad that this season is coming to an end. Almost.
ha! great post. the ryan captions were especially cutting – LOVES IT.
For having to put up with Shelia alone – Baller should win.
And the fact that Ryan is so stupid to have believed Adam TWICE when he bald faced lied to him (1 – Lie about telling Natalie that he voted for her 2 – lie about not trying to make a deal with Sharon).
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Okay, this was the best one yet!!! From the Pokemon cap to the bottom of the post, I was LMFAO… awesome job!
“Baller’s got Big She on a chain, bro! GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL, AND I DID!!!”
“Hey bro, can you roll me over? I got beached on my bed.”
“Yew know wut, CBS? You didn’t owe me emancipation, but ya kind of did. Thank yew! THANK YEW!!”
Freaking genius.
As ususal, I laughed until my cheeks hurt! I hope you’re around for BB10, I think I look forward to your Photocap more than the results of the show!!
Thanks again
You are a very clever individual!