“Friends forever, right Big Sheila?”
It’ll be a while before CBS posts their pics from last night’s Big Brother, but in the meantime, here are some photos the house guests took earlier this week. Enjoy…
“Yew know wut, Natalie? Yer frickin’ blocking half my face. KNOW THAT!”
“Look at us. We’re just enjoying each other and our previously existing relationship.”
“Yew know wut, Rye-Bread? Yew don’t owe me a full smile, but ya kinda dew!”
“Yew know what, CBS? Yew don’t owe me some fresh Maxwell House, but ya kinda dew!”
“And this is how I’ll pose on the cover of Beaver State Magazine!
“Oh God. Don’t look now. The devil woman’s coming…”
“MY BEEEBIEES!!! BEEPBOOPBEEPBEEPBEEEP!!!!”
“Kill me. Seriously, kill me now.”
“Yew know wut? The old Sheila would have liked a photo in front of the Grand Canyon. The new Sheila likes having a photo in front of Rye-Bread napping! KNOW THAT!!!”
“Yew know wut, Sharon? Yew may be rail thin and the color of a pumpkin, but I think I look pretty good for FORTY-SIX! Because that’s how old I am. Forty frickin six! KNOW THAT!!!”
“Yew know wut? If somebody said I wasn’t allowed to contort my body in photos anymore, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!!”
“Yew know wut? Here are some gifts I made for yew. Do I hear a thank yew? THANK YEW??”
“Oh Baller! I know I’ll be safe and sound this week, right? Right? Right?”
“And that’s what I say to this so-called proper shaving technique, bro.”
“GOOOD LORD!!! I’m almost the same color as my FURRRIENDS!!! BEEP BOOP BEEP!!”
“I’ll cut any bitch that gets close to Matty. And that includes his mom. I’ll cut her. I’ll cut her wide open!”
