CBS finally put up their screen caps from Wednesday night’s episode of Big Brother; so without further ado, here’s a look back at the eviction show through the magic of pictures.
BTW, I’ve decided to start calling these posts “photocaps” because a) I like making new words, and b) it’s photos + a recap. Photocap!
“There’s so much trouble I can cause, James. Don’t you realize? TROUBLE. It’s what you can call me!
“I think one of my more impressive feats was dying a streak of my hair to match this sweater. It’s a very modern touch.”
“Sometimes when I wrap myself up in my blood clot robe, I can’t help to think of all the trouble I could be up to.”
“Each one of these represents the babies I’d be willing to have with Matty.”
“These eggs are almost as awful as my gigantic back tattoo.”
“The more you judge the eggs, the more you will be judged… BY THE EGGS!”
“Nnom nnom nnom nnom TROUBLE.”
“Here’s a newsflash everyone: I’m trouble. And I have a VERY modern hairstyle. Deal with it!”
“The advantage of having a very modern hairstyle is that I can use its corners as a divining rod to find the next puzzle piece.”
“Yew know wut? I wanted to play that puzzle tew, and I kinda felt like telling Chelsia, ‘Yew know wut? Yew don’t owe me to scramble the puzzle when you’re done, but ya kinda dew.”
“Weeee! Look at my furriends on TV!!! My beeebieees!!! Beee booop beee boop beee beee boooo beeeeee!”
“Owkay, owkay, yew know wut? Yew know wut? I dew like Evil Dick now. Yew don’t owe me another visit, but ya kinda dew.”
“I swear, America. Adam is not the retard you think he is.”
“Hello dear! What a fucking beautiful night to be on live TV, am I right? AM I RIGHT, JULIE? HAHAHAA blaghasdflkjasdadlfg FUCK SHIT YEAH gaghlehg.”
“I’d just like to say that it’s been an honor playing this game, and I’d like to thank all of you, and especially my BEEEBIEEES WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! BEEEEEE BOOP BEEEEE BEEEEE BOOOP!!!”
“Okay, first of all, I did NOT bow down to any of you. I played the game the way I wanted to. I never once breast fed off of any of you! I did it my way! Yeah, I stripped down naked on TV and made out with another girl, and yeah I had sex with a gay-for-pay pornstar, and yeah, I made fun of Amanda’s dad’s suicide, and yeah, I cursed like a sailor, but I have my dignity! And a VERY MODERN HAIRSTYLE!”
“Breast fed? Yew know wut, yew don’t owe me a better metaphor, but ya kinda dew.”
“You get out there, and you FIGHT. You make them remember that you are a very annoying person!”
“I think my main strategy was to be very chic and troublesome, and I don’t think the house guests were ready for that.”
“Thanks, Julie. I think it’s very modern too. And to answer your question, I got it cut at Fantastic Sam’s off of highway 8, right next to Maud’s Discount Tire Emporium.”
“What Josh doesn’t realize is that I’m tilting my head to the right, which makes my hair look very fashionable, in a troubling sort of way.”
“It was nice meeting you, Chelsia.”
“Likewise, Julie. And remember, my name’s Chelsia, but you can call me TROUBLE.”
“Yew know wut? I don’t even know wut I’m doing right now.”
“OMG, RYAN! WE WON!! WE WON!!! (You don’t mind if I pretend like your belly is Matt’s penis, do you? Just for like a second.)”
