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About ten days ago, scientists released underwater footage from the depths of the ocean that portrayed, among other things, sea spiders swimming along in the dark, icy currents. I was rather fascinated by these water-bound arachnids, and as one is wont to do in such circumstances, I promptly headed over to Wikipedia for further reading. Much to my surprise, there was a wealth of information about these little underwater critters, but nothing surprised me more than when the article announced that sea spiders “are cosmopolitan.” I know that in this context, “cosmopolitan” refers merely to a near-global biological distribution of the species, but upon further research, I discovered that sea spiders are also cosmopolitan in the everyday sense too. Shocking photographic evidence after the jump.

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A photographer catches two sea spiders heading to the Film Forum for a matinee. Sorry guys, no Bergman showing today!

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Here’s a sea spider checking out the MOMA.

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Shopping in SoHo.

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Sea spiders rarely have dinner before ten, and when it comes to sushi, it’s always omakase.

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Sea spiders get into the most sophisticated events. Here’s one at a Gawker Media party.

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A sea spider with its gal pals.

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Drinkin’ cosmos…

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And lastly, a sea spider at night typing its sex column for The New York Star.